The residents of Car Carpet City hid in their

The residents of Car Carpet City hid in their houses, too afraid of all the giant speeding cars to venture out. The children had severely bruised arms from playing Punch Buggy and

Slug Bug and all the classic variations and spinoffs. It was well known that Car Carpet City Mayor Chevy T. Oldsmobile was nestled deep in the pocket of Governor Benz but nobody co

-unted AL Tima out, he was the scion of license plate bingo. Mayor Oldsmobile was in a jam. He'd been doping for months for the slug bug battle ans Al Tima had caught him,

with his pants down in the bingo hall holding a false license plate. It was an awkward moment but Mayor Oldsmobile pulled it off with his usual panache. Al Tima was livid.

Al Tima did not appreciate Mayor Oldsmobile pulling off his false license plate,however creatively he managed to do it. So when Mayor Oldsmobile wasn't looking, Al Tima slashed his

black magic low rider struts just before the yearly Lansing Oldtimer parade. The Mayor put a taskforce on finding the culprit. He suspected Al Tima whose novelty plate he'd stolen

years ago. It had been a rainy night, and the man who would eventually become Mayor was just a sad, burnt-out disco clown looking for work. He stumbled into the bar, dropping his

Hat and meeting with the salesman from Helco, who had a contract to sign his soul to the devil. Mr. Mayor was about to sign it when his wife ripped it into 693,573, 032 pieces.

The demon reasoned that it's ability to reason was intact and free from outside influences beyond ethically used senses, therefore at least 1 of those 693,573,032 pieces was fake.

But none of the pieces were fake, because as it turned out, the demon was partially insane and wasn't able to reason correctly.