tin of red herrings, a good way to elude his pursuers, the many pampered felines he'd seduced for their jeweled collars. Tom was a catty cad, but lived life freely, sowing his oats

THE CHEESE OF DOOM PART 2 The cheese of doom it never sleeps. Its curdling screams from the snackfoods section jarred Mr. Brie and Mr McCracker out of their cheetos and cheeze whiz

En un pais lejano, vivia un ogro muy malo que mantenia preso a toda persona o animal que pasaba por su cueva.

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There was a cat and it could talk. One day it said HAI to the dog.

"Because, life is oh so beautiful!" Cassidy finished her poem and I shot her.

She was left in the dark alone with no one to comfort her or tell her it was going to be okay.

One day, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Mel Gibson And Robert Duvall united to save the world.

Knees shaking, I stared out into the endless multitude before me. I could not believe where I stood. The piano concluded the introduction; I started to sing.

It was a dark and stormy night. As frozen snowflakes beat against the lead windows, Kris Kringle was dipping his wick in Mrs. Claus's hot bubbling wax.

To ring in the New Year, we threw our pots and pans off the balcony.

The woman woke up with an excruciating pain in her right foot.

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"Listen Frank, I'm gonna let you in on a secret. The real reason for our outting... Just over behind that crater is where Sheppard's golf balls oughta be. They're history! And I'm

"That was moment!" He loudly exclaimed "and you ruined it!" He finished, as he dashed off and began to sob

I have to include my part of the science report before the conference began!

Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.

Heron crouched behind the stack of wooden crates and tried to focus on the scene just ahead of her. It was hard to concentrate with all the gunfire going on, but she knew this was

Five inches. That was the sad part. It was just five inches short, but it could never be fixed.

It was a warmy, sunny day when Alfie found the black box. He almost tripped over it on his way to school. It was small with nothing remarkable about it. He picked it up.