A day in the life of Daisy Mae... Stretch... Yawn... Sniff... "Ahhh, waking up to yet another beautiful day."

It starts with a cough.

As the man walked out of his front door he could not believe what he was looking at. The disaster that was left from the tornado that swept through town left the man feeling

Welcome to our auxilary and phrasal verb story! Please, write your part below, remember each part must contain at least one correct use of both phrasal and auxilary verbs!

The stranger acrossed the street. At the end of November, a new neighbour moved to my street...

Slight of hand is easy; real magic is hard. I had to memorize each of the 52 cards' real names. For instance the 5 of spades was Biff.

"Here is something to do", said Arenture while looking at the sun going down.

One day there were these fab girls walking down the PMS hallway. All of a sudden, a new kid walked around the corner. Man, was he cute!

if a banana ate a monkey, what's the result? i mean, isn't it supposed to be the other way around? but no, i was at the zoo and i saw a banana eating a monkey, and not in that way

Simon wondered when he should tell his date about his vestigial tail. Rarely did the topic come up naturally in conversation. Over the years he had learned it was better not to

The fifth time I died I was on my way to the baccarat lounge on the starliner Tiburon. It shouldn't have happened in an age of amped humans and intelligent ships, but the airlock d

Long long ago a fox farted out cocane into a pill of guts that was oozing out of a orange person

Every hour on the top of the clock, he would drink two fingers of Absolut. Then he would write a paragraph and pace. He passed his deadline by two weeks.

Welcome to Mc.Donalds! what would you like to order?

You can't make this stuff up! Oh yes I can!

I recoiled from myself. I fled down dark alleys with dimly sputtering exit signs and dead ends at every turn. I couldn't run far and fast enough, but to my greater horror, wherever

It wasn't always easy being an alligator with a body structure of the human. You still looked like an alligator, yet you aren't. It was confusing.

One morning, the pilot got into his seat in the airplane and noticed something wasn't quite right.

Rain again. It seems like every time we get ready to really start summer, the rain comes in and wrecks it. I've been waiting two weeks, ever since school ended, to just

My friend, would it trouble you to spare a dollar? I have a terrible case of short-term memory loss, and I can only remember the last 180 characters (sometimes less!) of what I say