The Charizard watched the boy standing in front of him. The little human seemed to be waiting...but for what? The dragon's fat stomach growled impatiently...

Jeremiah was stunned. Here he was, drinking his coffee and reading the morning paper, when his wife has the audacity to tase him. Sliding to the floor as his cup shattered, he..

I've got balls of steel.

The ER Doc asked me"What Happened" "Well" I started "It's been ages since I've had sex so when so I took two Viagra. Then worrying about a heart attack I took three Nitroglycerin

My fingers wandered dangerously close to her lips, stopping long enough on the way to brush through her brown hair. She embraced it, and gazed deeply into my eyes like a doll would

Moo said the cow when the sun started to come up. When I hear the cow in my sleep I wake up and

One day, Natalie, tall, skinny, and very pretty went to the store to buy some groceries to take home and there was a guy she had noticed that had followed her in the store

Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD show me the way with this sickness n I'll be better coz I trust HIM!

its 6:00 am and just got 4 hours of sleep and now i have to go to

One day, Steve was going about his "normal" day as a secret agent. However, today ended up being much more than he would have ever expected when

while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

"Stella!" I yelled, waking myself up. It took me a few minutes to orient myself to my stark apartment. Here was my dirty sheet wrapped around me, there was my playboy centerfold,

"You want to date Luanda? Then you have to sleep with me. And I don't mean 'rest' either. I mean knocking the boots." Ted stared at Tammy. She was serious. She was totally dis

The office was shocked when the vice president of pizza college gave her 3 weeks notice today. The statistician started to cry, because her awesomeness is 100% irreplaceable.

The classroom was buzzing with rowdy, sweaty children. I couldn't even hear myself think.

I've always been a bit of a klutz. Last week I stumbled in my stilettos and tore a hole in the fabric of reality. It was a blue hole & the edges shimmered like shoals of tiny fish

SnowWhite decided she needed to improve her sex life.The Prince wouldn't even hear once she brought up the dwarfs,so she tried a different approach:she asked Aurora for Carabosse'

Within the depths of the ocean on the sea board floor is where it sat. Guarded by skeletons once riddled with scabies and Black Plague, it is said to be the

"Did you hear the one..." and off he went telling me again for the third time the joke about the pastor who played sick on a Sunday and golfed his best game. Punch line, "and God

BANG!!! It all went to shit, they lost the batch of blue stuff.