Flatuventriloquism requires many years of practice to master, but now I'm able to micmic the voices of famous people like Jimmy Stewart or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Once when

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A wicked troll named Gladdy parked his minivan in a no go tow zone. He had a good excuse. He needed to clear his name so everyone would think better of him. When asked he said "

"Biscuits! Crumpets! Scones! Get 'em while their hot!" cried the Muffin Man on Drury Lane. A group of American tourists, charmed by the plump little street vendor, gathered around.

Study finds that multi-tasking is associated with fewer brain cells. "Well, well, well." said Prof. Abalone. "What a BIG surprise." He started to laugh and unhinged his bivalve

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Aunt Peachie smiled showing a polished set up dentures. "Come sit on Aunty's lap & let me give you a hug." I had no choice. As I clambered up I caught a whisp of her almond breath

When it came to the women's ski jumping world championships nobody expected Mobitu from the Democratic Republic of Congo to even qualify. Mobitu had an indoor ski jump at her home

"Shoot," Tin Tin thought. Ages passed by before he thought, "I shouldn't have taken that last toke. I think I'm too high." The beastly blunt made it's way back to him, "Uh...

Aquaman - King of Atlantis, Summoner of the Seven Seas - rose from the depths with the broken and bloody corpse of Eric Merman in his arms. "Look me in the eye, Batman, and tell me

The 14 year old teenage girl just found out that her best friend (crush) is now dating another girl. She was very sad but felt happy for him. She knew that is was probably because

Chasing fast food calories this week we viisit Chuli's Chip shop in Sheffield. Mr. Chuli please describe your creation the McDöner ." "It is burger wrapped in döner deep fried in

I think it's the most natural thing in the world to make fun of stuff because things are really stupid. And so if you happen to be a writer and you think a lot of things are stupid

A new Pope has been announced! Hailing from Taiwan, he is the first Asian Pope in history. Pope Nin Ja has vowed to bring stealthy & lethal social justice to the world. Pope Nin Ja

The anwer hung, unseen, within the grasp of my hand. If only I had grasped it. That's done now. We remained in the dark to the answer I had in another life. Recognizing that we'd b

Pa pointed to the still. "Son, I want you to use your eyes to heat up that still, then fly these barrels to the county line." This was how Pa would get Clark into Moonshining

This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine. This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Don't let the devil POOF it out.

Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.

All I can hear is Margaret Thatcher's voice.

Damn!