I am a prosperous, despicable, two-faced, incompetent, ill-mannered, mindless, callous, miserable, corpulent, blustering, erectile-dysfunctioned, man and I would like your vote!

Once upon a time in a setting, a bunch of characters were motivated somehow to follow a plot. They each had descriptions and conflict and correlating interrelated dynamics.

As the smashed computer in front of me

"Here I am." He said with wonder in his voice "The end of my rope, yet i've never felt better." He took a few more steps towards his fate "i've waited so long for this, so long...

Ne znam što mi se događa... Kao da je odjednom sve izmijenjeno - ono što bi trebalo biti gore, sad je dolje i obratno...

Det. Manatee (ret.) tucked Herr Whitman into the valentine-shaped waterbed of the reclusive fantasy magnate's 70s throwback love-mansion. "Once upon a time in FoldingStoryLand,"

Bang!!!!!!!

I fell in love with a mermaid. She had hair the color of the night and her skin was covered with iridescent scales. I want to join her but she refused to let me drown.

Determined to find out if the legend was true I took a bus to Manitoba. I wanted to grasp the Rogue Wendy's 9 patty T-Rex burger in my own hands, unhinge my jaw & make like a snake

The CEO's risky escapade began to unravel when her heal punctured the waterbed. The water caused a short in his Blackberry which was located in his slacks around his ankles

The second time I died was when

She had a voice of an angel with a sore throat.

"ZOMBIE PONIES" was the rallying cry at Slickmo Toys Unlimited. They had already lined up the syndicated cartoon show, kid's cereal and temporary tatoos. Their next step,

...So I used skim milk and it still made pudding, so you see what's the point?" The philosphy professor looked at his class and sighed to himself "Just two years to tenure."

A man was stranded on an island. With nothing but matches and rope. Out of no where a bear appears. The man runs. The bear catches him. Natives to the island attack the bear.

Several things were wrong with Tony and Lila's relationship. Lila, fresh off her gap year in Prague, often lamented Tony's lack of ambition and his bad sense of irony.

All your base are over 9000, so i did the Gangnam Shake Flop. I also herd u liek cheezeburgers, so u can haz 1, as long as you call me maybe on friday, 'cause everypony's lookin

The bags full of used up Christmas cheer were bundled near the door. The use of wrapping paper always sank his mood. For a brief moment, someone smiled, but through it, not at it

If he had known that this was going to happen, he never would have adopted a cat. He knew there were other things to focus on, but all he could think of was his cat

One day, in the morning, a book was read by me. Suddenly, I was called by my mother and I was distracted by her because she told me that a UFO was fallen from the sky.