Once there was a bat he hated getting head butted by baseball and he was finished he was so jealous so he quit.

Charles sharpened his pencil for many hours. The shavings kept on falling to the floor amounting to a mountain. Hilda then attempted to climb this mountain but found it challenging

Amanda tried to comfort her neighbor in 23B. Jessica was still shaking. "I feel ashamed -- it was a very nice ghost, but I'm easily startled!" Maybe that's why I'm here, thought

Sara signed her note, garlanded it with hearts & passed it to Patty who passed it to Sammy. He opened it: "I like you. Do you like me?" He wrote a reply & passed it back: "maybe."

Welcome to the Turtle Super Express bound for Land of the Dancing Cranes, next stop:

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.I tried using my tools and soon I gave up hope. My dream of becoming a demolisher is hopeless atallcost

Jacob awoke with his chest hair on fire. Betty was bending over him fanning the flames with a copy of New Scientist magazine. Jordan grabbed a bottle of San Pellegrino fizzy water

But how would I find a drink in the middle of nowhere? But I had some hope. Had to have. Whatever the challenge, I'd have to overcome. At that moment, I remembered Sofia, sweet

"May heaven help the carbocritters of this world," thought supremely intelligent robocommander X13 on the eve of their destruction. "And may the transrobotic beings of our cosmos f

Dogs are cool. Dogs are great. If only I could afford a puppy crate. You see, he has a knack for getting into trouble. This canine lives in his own personal bubble.

"I wonder how long it'll take to become famous." Miley said, fixing her blonde wig. "It'll take longer with that wig." Said her agent. "Just shave your head and twerk." "Ew, no."

If time is money, does that mean ATMs are time machines? Imma gonna find out. I slipped my card into the slot, punched in my pin number, then pressed "Fast Cash".

Once upon a time there was a little girl.

"Happy New Year!" said the waif sloshing the champagne around and tipping his top hat. 2014 sat drunk in a corner leaning on his scythe "Just you wait..."

Cookie Monster, Godzilla, and Mothra decided to meet for brunch.

Theo might have been dreaming or might not; he was in one of those places where the borders between the two became indistinguishably thin, but he did not know that. Slowly he crept

Captain Shmuro tightened the bolts on his new EG coil's mounting bracket as he endured the wittering of his sole paying passenger, Mme Lettucia Vinagretta of the EconoZone. Shmuro

Quantum Gent and Solara visited James "Zhoriax" Smith in his new condo on Mars. He had never gotten over the catastrophe of 78 aeons ago, but he put on a cheerful demeanor for the

It became very clear to me that this is where I need not to be. I have decided to continue my passion for dance elsewhere. Because I was told No I am not good enough!

Pastor Billy Bob's Bible: When God got done makin' all the varmints of Creeayshun, he was plumb tuckered an put up 'is boots, sayin' "This here's Sunday. Don't get up a sweat