Kord elas üks väike patsidega tüdruk, kes oli veidi ulakas. Tal ei olnud püsivust, ta toppis oma nina igale poole. Kunagi ei kuulanud ta oma vanemate sõna. Ühel päeval ............

I always want to know where i stand with people, but am too shy to find out. So instead i

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With a Wilhelm scream, he tripped off the balcony of his Frank Lloyd Wright mansion in the Hills. The butler rushed to the french doors and saw that the railing

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It all started with a tin can.

After a hard days work Dorris Smuntling 80, sat down to a nice session of Countdown and Deal or No Deal whilst eating her nice warm oaty porridge. But suddenly the TV cut out......

I put my fingers in there, then I realized that I had done so and withdrew my fingers from that place -- only to find them completely chewed off.

"Dad, dad, dad!" Alex said while running to her father. "You won't beleive what happened! I went to school and i met this person!" Her father looked at her and then said

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Dear Santa Claus, I've been a really good boy this year, so please don't bring me any more coal. What I want for Christmas is 1) a puppy 2) cash 3) a vibrating shower head 4) a new

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There's nothing like a good bowl of chicken noodle soup when the wind is howling outside. I ladled out an extra-large helping and sat down to savor it, when I heard a knock at the

I was a big fan of Star Wars as a kid. I guess that's why I wore the Vader mask when I robbed the 7-eleven. When they showed me on the evening news I couldn't help but feel pride