Eventually, all species will become one

It was a dark and stormy night. "No, that's not right" thought Clive as he crumpled the paper and threw it across the room where it landed with other crumbled paper forming a giant

"DAH-BEE-DUS." And with that latest failed attempt at enunciation, Wilford Brimley's agitated speech coach stormed out of the trailer and moved on with her life.

I am a buissnes man, my name is Omega and I like to do buissnes related activities 98% of the day, the other 2% I like to do things involving fast and quick

It made me feel like dancing. It made me feel like "dirty" dancing. So I

Brad knew the sex games he played were dangerous, but he didn't care. He inserted the picturesque fifty-millimeter chrome pistol into Connor's ass -- slowly.

I know I'm just a robot, a metal man. But I love you. I love you more than your parents ever will. Could you please

It was a stoke of luck that the pirates left me on this planet in this area. Little did they know that this had been my "Fortress of Solitude" as I roamed the Universe in search

I woke up in the morning feeling a little shitty. I grabed my glasses and headed out the door. I'm going to hit this city, but before I leave I'm going to brush my teeth with

The self-referential haikus about Mandelbrot sets notwithstanding, Ike's ego was insufferable. His mother often told him

This wasn't going to end well. I had barricaded the doors but the SWAT team was here and I knew from experience that they don't always play nice. There was already one body, and

It's so easy to say 'this is the last one' when you're still holding it and haven't eaten it yet.

To begin with there didn't seem to be anything happening. It was quiet. It was dark. It was still. When it did happen, it wasn't sudden, but a slow building of noise and movement

He lit the lamps of his hermitage and opened the doors of his soul. Finally! A lengthy reprieve from the workaday world of an alien culture. He shed the attire of exile, and put on

After their relativistic journey back to an earthlike planet in the year 5239 A.D. Cdr.. Landly, and Mj. Stroganoff discover that an intelligent species of Pachyderm rule

The Nomads charged ahead in their bulldozers. Better to teach The Settlers about the perils of home ownership before it was too late. They plowed through the cottage of an elderly

Never yell "FIRE!" in a crowded dungeon until after all cats with broken legs have been safely evacuated. (Considerate patrons will insist upon the prior evacuation of all cats.)

He approached slowly., she backed away, he stopped, she approaches, he backs up, she crouches down peering at him, he approaches, she does a back flip. The Cat and Squirrel played

Hay un chico que vive en Guatemala. Se llama Antonio.

Había una vez una profesora que se sentía frustrada porque sus alumnos no tenían interés en su aprender. Se daba cuenta de que sus métodos de enseñanza eran obsoletos. Un día,...