Drop those rocks and grab your socks. it's time to quit wading and put your shoes back on. Your mom is going to kill me for letting you get this wet. Rock skipping was never this

Peter looked up and what he saw would forever be stained on his memory:his father standing over him and that grim look on his face,yet still smilingThe devil himself couldn't look

Of all the pies - apple, cherry, moon, even pigeon pie, there was but one pie that Bartleby longed for. It had ruined him for all other pastries. He would sit in math class, idly

Without a single thought of the consequences, I pushed the barrel over the cliff. The precious cargo would likely be never seen again. Timothy took my hand and

Beer was no medicine, this I knew. But the night was young, I was heartbroken, and I didn't give a damn. I would drink the town dry if only if meant ridding my thoughts of his

Taking a page from the Pointer Sisters, Tabitha sauntered into the room and exclaimed,

My brother was returning from deployment on mars and needed a ride. My wife had told me that I was kindly offering, no matter what I said. So here I was, standing in the lunar rain

I had heard just about enough! So I told him, "I didn't order a 1-year supply of BLT's for 10 people, I ordered a 10 year supply of

I had never tried a meatball. The sisters at the mission had always been vegetarian in deference to the locals, whose animal offerings I had always viewed with both humor and

Gary was a hero of sorts, in his own mind. He spray painted red squiggles beneath misspelled graffiti. "If bricks were built with auto-correct, I could sleep at night," he said to

Aeadar, a young boy in a highschool, in some computer class was developing a story, when he noticed that it was in complete, so his idea was to have other people add to it, and so

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXI-CLEAN, THE STAIN SPECIALIST!!!! POWERED BY THE AIR YOU BREATHE, ACTIVATED BY THE WATER THAT YOU AND I DRINK!!!!! IF YOU USE

There I was, stifling my sobs into heavy breathes with my forehead against the exterior glass of the sphere. The door wooshed open behind me, and I turned hear it: "EXTERMINATE!"

The sky over Manitoba was the color of mackerel, surfing the wrong channel. The hibachi sizzled as Sandy MacPherson scanned the police bands, hoping that The Watercolourist

Uncle Janni began his story thus, "Θυμάμαι το σπίτι μας ταξίδι από την Τροία. Πήραμε την δρόμος με ολίγους, αλλά δεν είχε καμία τρίμηνα για τα διόδια.". We laughed at

Presently, there is a man who is hiding something special in his underwear, his filthy, filthy underwear that he hasn't taken off since the mailman delivered

They say that in your darkest moments, when all is lost... Something keeps you going, pushes you up no matter how many times you fall. They were right. I just wish they weren't.

"Of course, I also want total immunity and 10 million deposited in my bank account in the Seychelles. Oh, and that painting in your lounge would fit beautifully in my toilet"

hi, so i put tape on the bottom of my cats foot and he got onto his hind legs and started walking backwards. we videotaped it and then we sent it to americas funniest home videos,

It was a dark and stormy night and I was trying to get myself into the writing mood on FoldingStory so I could work on my proper literature. You can't make this stuff up, folks.