Tell me that man's beard is not full of Cheetos dust.

First thing I would do if all of America's financial system broke down or defaulted I would...

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town

Marzipan fruit has a chalky consistency and a slight taste of almonds. Green olives are packed in jars. These, and many other facts, I have written down in my new best seller "

I didn’t know what happened for the next ten seconds because I was running back to my car. When I returned, Ronny was screaming something through the geyser of blood in his mouth

My dog ate the laundry.

"Do the words, 'Fuck you,' mean anything to you?" he asked in a whisper. It was so quiet you could hear a mouse piss on cotton. Then from the right

I exhaled slowly, exhausted. "For the last time, I told you, I'd never seen her face before last night." These cops were incompetent chumps. What they didn't know was

My sister woke me up this morning and said that we were going to the mall so I got and went in my closet to pick out an outfit when I saw

As a weathergirl on a local TV station, Jenni was good. Really good. She could predict what the clouds would bring two whole weeks in advance. She once foretold that a shower of

Pagi itu sungguh indah. Burung-burung berkicau di dada langit. Mentari menyebarkan sinarnya ke bumi untuk dinikmati setiap makhluk. Di bawah sebatang pohon rendang duduk seorang

Bob Marley's foot ached. He wanted to go to the hospital. But his agent said, "Listen man, you're supposed to be spiritual. If you see a doctor it might mess up your

今天天气还可以，下午要去学校，把下学期要用的讲义整理一下，跟一个学生家教，希望教室里不要太热。放暑假的时候，学校有音乐营，常听到不同的乐曲演奏，跟平常的气氛很不一样，满有意思的。

I was on my way to school when i noticed that i had forgotten what i needed. I started walking back home and i saw something in the woods. i went to investigate it and saw that it

The end.

As I watched the clothes in the dryer tumble, I realized they weren't my clothes. I opened the door to investigate and fell in.

I had no idea what I was doing, fashion design was obviously not my calling.Plus, my boss was the devil herself.

the golden sun dipped below the horizon, staining the whole sky deep purple. Sally was getting nervous. she was afraid of what happens to girls alone in the big city after dark.

Sipping the straw of her ninth coconut-rita, Madison Padderfield was already long-gone. To the point where she no longer remembered exactly what island she was on, or how long it

Erase una vez una casa en lo alto del monte, recubierta de niebla y en su interior había espíritus y fantasmas que a los que compraban la casa les hacían la vida imposible.........