I was gone so long. How could I let this happen? Time has slipped through my thoughts, my hands, my memory. I have to reconnect. Last I remember was leaving Chicago,a flight

How does a band with two albums release a greatest hits album and how could this album contain the worst, never great, never hit remixes on this album. Milli Vanilli managed this

The headless horseman settled down for the night. His pumpkin head had turned several days back and was stinking up the hotel. It was about time to carve another, but this time

As the Baby-Trapeze shot the Taco-Bell dog at the European Waffle-House waitress, the man realized that

The helicopter leveled and seemed to stare directly into Kelly's room. It was one of the silent black ones. As the cockpit opened, she knew the restraining order was meaningless.

The light flashed on his answering machine. He stood next to it, wishing he could listen to the messages, but those times were gone. Beside it was a list of songs after his euology

The pillars cracked, his footfall ending their time as invulnerable juggernauts. As dust, they were much less foreboding, but no less poisonous to evil. He gathered and bagged it

The open road beckoned, as it always did this time of year. Long silver ribbons of open highway curved like the small of her back, beckoning a soft touch, a lingering glance.

I'd been working on the equation for days and my head was spinning. I needed sleep. "You load sixteen tons and what do you get"? Trying to recreate history from the fragments of

The floor had started to ware where she had been pacing. She held the test in her hand but couldn't look until the 3 minutes passed. How could this of happened? She was sure that

somnambulism, he looked at the word again, it was hard to read in the dim torchlight, what did it mean, was it even a word, the harder he looked at it the weirder it looked on the

This year its been snowing, snowing, and more snow. Everyone is so surprised by all of this weather we're having in North Carolina this winter season.

I slammed my room door open and rolled myself onto my bed. I was really angry at my mom as she didn't prepare my favorite meal. I was really angry and wanted to calm myself down,

'Where to sir?'. 'We'll be meeting some fine gentlemen at the lunar station of Parsan mr. Delhi.' 'yes sir! we have a business transaction than sir?'. 'Yes we do mate, a promising

She saw her dad cup the woman's breast. Crap, that ain't mom, she thought. But she sure looked like mom. Except, the hair, it was made of snakes and her skin was

Molten shuttlecocks rocketed toward Vanessa. She'd reached the final level of extreme badminton where all executions were unresurrectable. Never in the history of the sport had

Can a carnivorous plant meet, fall in love with and marry a human woman with a an allergy to poison ivy and bees? How would they cross pollinate? Did she even know what a stamen

I use oven cleaner and a brass-bristle brush on mine until all the blackened crust and rancid oily residue solids are removed. Then, I gently dab it dry with a ShamWow Shammie.

The carrion birds fought halfheartedly for the barely edible flesh of Ronald Stedman. He'd been mostly chemicals and electrolytes swirling through a barely human body for years.

The delivery had been late and the package beaten up intentionally. When you write "Fragile" on something, it's an invitation for destruction, but this package was spared by a