And there was world peace. Ever harmonious speech flowed from tounges across the land

Dear Diary, I drew that "S" thing on Josh's hand today, but before 7th period, he'd washed it off. Hygiene is totes adorbs! I washed my Josh altar to honor his hygienic ways.

"Push!" she screamed. "Puuuushh!" I was drenched in sweat and the vein on my forehead had popped out again. I strained, but couldn't get it up. "Puuusshh!" "I am!" I cried. The bar

A monument in sand. He put the finishing touches on his 1:10 scale model of the Cheops pyramid complex, placed the plastic camels and flying saucer, and then stepped back to

@JeanValJean im goin 2 find u valjean u cant hide from the law. dam u #hashtag @Javert pls no i have to save this cute baby injured seal, then ill b rite back honest #hashtag

"This bench is dedicated to Theodore Ipswitch who hated this park and everyone in it."

One upon a time there was a dog named bacon. And all that dog wanted was to eat bacon and more bacon. Bacon ate so much bacon that his owner feared that he was going to turn into a

The goblin snarled, brandished its spear, yelled "Bree Yark!" at the top of its lungs, then charged. The magic user cast Floating Disc, is only spell, then ran back to the Keep on

As I stood in the meeting place I felt like such an idiot. Why had Betty insisted I come dressed like a frog?

Anna was usually a quiet girl. She was always the one sitting in the back of the classroom taking notes or doodling in her notebook. Today was different. She

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

The little white beeper beeped. Tad picked it up and dropped it into a Venti Latte. Deepak said, "Are you crazy?" Tad took off his barrista apron, "Like a fox."

I'm a prince, I need no last name. I am a princess indeed I came.

“BOOM!”,a grenuke was blasted off in the middle of the third war games.The Wreckers were leading the match as they were the top 4 teams in the war games. The Shane gang were the..

This is a test. That was all that was said. Looking across the keys at the site in front of him, he tapped at the keys delivering the words to the digital canvas before him. Yay

Maybe it was because I was still half-asleep but this morning when I was showering I almost started to fly twice. Since my shower is basically a stand-up glass coffin that would've

I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.

It was a classic example of the age-old question:

"Big Willy, get down from there! You could die!" "I'm all right, Momma!" But Big Willy wasn't all right.

A little bird with bright red feathers flew by me erratically. I held up my hand & it landed on my palm. It burst into flames leaving a little pile of golden ash. I ate the ash.