One morning, the pilot got into his seat in the airplane and noticed something wasn't quite right.

I have Michael Bublé's "Russian Unicorn" stuck in my head.

The room was filled with toddlers busy playing with their toys. I strode in, set my books down on the podium, then announced, "Welcome to Calculus for Toddlers. I am

A long time ago there was an elf, he saw a cake nd want to eat it, but his friend, the penguin, told him not to eat it

The end of the world begins in 10 days. On the first day, every shoe in existence will have a pebble in it that can't be removed. On the second, people will trip over everything.

Time to put on the tin foil hats again... the French are voting!

There is passion in the soap. Their passion is in the soap. The soap is their passion. Show compassion if you must but not where I can see it. It disgusts me like baseless lies.

Business ideas: Exorcisms and Abortions. Ad: Are you pregnant with Satan's kid? We'll help you by 1) attempting to abort the evil fetus before it reaches trimester two. Or, 2)

"You walkin around like you so black and beautiful, but what are you really? Just some white guy from Chicago with some superficial upgrades." The lady had a point and it would be

He fell in love with her the moment she flicked her tongue out to capture the tiny bit of marshmallow clinging to the tip of his nose. "S'more?" she giggled. In the firelight, she

do you sometimes question things, like why people are the way they are?

So the Thing was sorely disappointed when it realized that this planet had actually already been taken over by the Pod People. What use was hiding as a duplicate of someone else

On the way here, there were guns and roses, the exoskeleton of a hard truth, the journey of a thousand blinks, and San Francisco twice. You must know by now that I am your Guard An

I reach to run my thumb along her bottom lip. She stops drawing and stares at me, my thumb brushing over her mouth, fingers resting on her jaw. I lick my dry lips, tempted

Lana loved to dance, however she has one secret no one must ever know about her. One she constantly lies about.

And might come potatoes not with rain, though. This is enevitably four for five wouldn't, alas, mixed toasts have rights. But on the bean with the rain is not what was thought by

Stefoni, Christi and Carolyn had a technology presentation due on Monday. They were panicked! How could they get a 45 minute presentation put together in 3 days!?

Many years ago there lived an Emperor who desired a new black-blue dress,but when the tailor made it, he was furious:"WHY did you bring me a WHITE-GOLD dress? I specifically said

It had been such a long time since I had a deluxe chimichanga from El Diablo's Taco Emporium, and I'm not sure I ever did, but I was suddenly overtaken by a craving for one, and I

"Yea, Hi thea. How ya doin?" "I'm fine, Miss. Would you like to make an order?" "Yea, shua. I need some Samun & Baygulls." "Sorry Mam, can you repeat that?" "Samun, you know fish?"