I stepped onto the roof of the building, looking in awe at all the little lights. From up here, London looked like a swarm of fireflies. A twinkling cloud of light.

Once upon a time there was a small horse with a big heart

After a bad date with someone I met on other personals sites, I often found myself folding late into the night, sometimes until dawn. But since I discovered FoldingSingles.com, my

"Who are you people?" Janice cried, trying to fight her captors as they muscled her into the car. Her hands were tied behind her back and her shoulders hurt like hell. The men

Gastro-Intestinal Joe didn't have kung-fu grip. He didn't even have arms and legs. G.I. Joe was just a head and a gastro-intestinal tract.

1940 AlButeen beer, i was there alone no one notice me. Fatima I'm Obaid she did't see or haired me. I saw my kids, my mom and Saleh my freind.

The lesbesbians of Bespin were restless. Heterosexuality in plague-like proportions had ripped through Cloud City and men of all shapes & sizes were hyperdriving erratically toward

As soon as I changed the tire on the van,

I would get excited at finding a fold that I could see working with and I'd click it out. But in that split second I forgot the story I was aiming at & I'm already running to catch

He'd just make up new lyrics to songs on the fly, much to the amusement - and annoyance - of others. Today he was singing, "Buh buh buh butterface, buh buh butterface" as he

I'll keep this fart forever!

"That's it! I've had it with you and your disturbing obsession with

So she switched off the lights. Yep, she was trapped in an old Hollywood movie. How did she know? Because the darkness wasn't really dark. It was sort of a dark blue and you could

On a windy afternoon, the town was silent. There was no more heard than the roar of the

The presidential debate went silent. The politicians, the news anchors, the moderator were stunned. A man took the stage, his scornful mug swept everyone, it was Thomas Paine.

Kaleidoscopic Sniveling Donkey woke up in the sweat lodge with a couple of hangovers and the Sun knocking on his clenched eyes. He sent the lightnings from his anguish to fry them.

Jim and Angela had come to the realization that if they stayed healthy for another decade or so, they might live for centuries or more. How then to raise their little meat pies,

I don't want to drop it. I want to run. I want you to chase me. Come play. I'll lick you. Seriously. Ok, that does it. I'm gonna lick you. Damn it. I dropped the ball. Gah. Gotta

To make a short story long, my trip from the car to the curb could have gone much smoother except I insisted on having my hands full of 2 prepared hot plates of the enchilada speci

if you dont pull over im going to scream rape out this window