"If I think too hard about this, I'll never do it" she thought. So she didn't think and did it. Afterwards, when the fractures had knitted together somewhat

I assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than

There once lived a tiny little hippo on a tiny littleland. He lived with his tiny little friend. One day there came a tiny little eagle and took the hippos tiny little friend.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese. Everybody's lookin' for stilton.

My Bucket List consists of significant buckets in my life including a photo and a modest description. Bucket 1: Red, plastic, oval opening with a convenient metal handle. Bucket 2:

Love is a crazy thing don't. It can cause people to lie, cheat, steal, or even kill. I would never do go to the most extreme for love. Just like the song "I would do anything for

"GET THAT BIRD OUT OF THE OVEN!"

*step step breathe step step breathe step step kick punch stab run step breathe step breathe step breathe hide breathe breathe breathe*

As she flaunted them for all to see, the splendid light adorned Betty’s magnificent breasts, which made Jill replete with jealousy, after all, her thin legs were no contest for

It didn't take me long to realize that Julie was a kleptomaniac.

I checked to make sure that he was still alive. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to check a pulse, so

My little story

Thank you for being with us today Zach. Let's start by having you compare and contrast this film to all other films that have been made.

Okay, let me get this strait: I AM NOT A CRIMINAL! Just because right now I'm in handcuffs in a police car on my way to jail does not mean I'm a criminal. I didn't kill no one!

I bored my friend explaining the power dynamics on a fishing video on YouTube. Not that he didn’t agree with me but because he just wanted to pick up pointers on catching fish.

-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit mole man! Spe-lunker! Spe-lunker! A friend to all the kids!

"I am Princess Harriet of the Noctis Empire. From this you may surmise that I am not of your world. You would be correct. I come from another dimension. I have reason to believe

I went to the park with my friends .when, we got there, we saw a alive trees uprooting itself and coming towards us with a rocket launcher and a guitar playing with it .........

"Revision makes your brain explode" said Tommy, telling fibs to the children once again. He was on the verge of quitting his daytime job as a primary school teacher as everything

I listened to it again. "Rickety ... tickety ... bumlickety ... fu shnickety?" Near as I could figure Fu-Schnickens rickshaw had been ticketed outside of an anal enthusiast's estab