It was around that time that the owner of the establishment came flying out of the bathroom door at the side of the station. His pants were unbuckled and he looked as if he were

First it was the vampires versus the humans. The it was vampires versus werewolves. Then the vampires versus the zombies. What was it with those fucking vampires not getting along

He stared up at the high-tension wires. A bird landed and promptly combusted. It was all falling into place. "THAT is how they are controling my brain! THAT IS WHY

He let slip a few of the grenades. Just enough that it would send a lesson to anyone who followed. His mother, however, wouldn't be around to teach it to his brothers who followed

And then he finally said it, "Jesus Christ! Shut up with the rules. If I'd known you'd be like this I wouldn't have married you." And then she folded her arms and

My name is Bob, and i live in a corrupted city with no name. Bob started to run away from the pineapple gang when suddenly Bob stumbled onto a

Roberta was fed up! The population had exploded & she could no longer grab her favourite seat on the bus. Drastic action had to be taken. She decided to

I just got my Android. However, an history of awesomness before i get the damn Android is inevitable to listen to. Well, i was here, at the bar, drunk, talking with friends, when

Milk was slowly spreading across the formica. He picked up the punctured carton and looked up at the ceiling. There was a small smoking hole. Why did I rent a duplex? he wondered.

Along with a good portion of the country, I am still unemployed.

His was was so fat that he'd fallen in and out of love with her four times as she grew to her current size. Unfortunately, she hit size where he was permanently out of love so

He'd spent three hours constructing shapes in the sand that extruded out so that the sun's shadow would create his proposal. Her face filled with horror. The tidal wave behind him

My fantasy changed somewhat in that moment to a vision of me shooting my car first, then myself. As my chin sank into my chest in defeat I heard someone crying.

Jemima was filled with a dark and familiar sense of foreboding as she read the message scratched into the gnarly tree bark. This could mean only one thing: the otters were back.

That commercial on TV has it all wrong. The best part of waking up is

His bus was late. Bored, Geofry licked his palms and approached the Forshay Tower. With subtle suction, he slowly crawled up the side. By the sixth floor, he realized that

He sat cross legged, the way the Indian had showed him. He started the chanting. His soul lifted from his body, floated through the ceiling and into his brother's bedroom. He

amazingly odd that the quarter had fallen on it's edge over 12 times! as he prepared to flip it again, there came a shout from across the street. It was mrs. gerdsley making some

He was sweating again. It happened all the time now. Every time he used his Power, it poured off his forehead and down his nose, dripping onto her face. "Why'd you name it 'Power'?

Now that we had settled the argument in my favor, I was ready to move on. I was stupid to believe she would give in that easily. As I began to relax she pounced and I was