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I wanna live. Who's on with me? Live a lif of passion, a life of adventure. I want

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It was a strange night, there seemed to be a chill in the air. I was walking home just at dusk when suddenly some one jumped out, grabbed me, and

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But he didn't care. The Borg could go through its routines. He just wanted his pass and his payment. It's chest opened and he reached for his propulser but

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"Is there a problem, officer?" Oh, I knew there was a problem - a hooker's arm wasn't jammed into my tailpipe by accident. But I needed to stall him just long enough to charge my

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My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the

It was a cold dark night when mrs. bobo tried to kill herself

After many rejections, in a cynical ploy, this time he sent poems from famous poets which he'd run back and forth between online english and russian translators a few times

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I learnt that things can change in an instant. One minute you're feeling wonderful and the next minute things can go topsy-turvy. Little did I know when I boarded the flight how

I never was good at skateboarding. I think it was the jeans, honestly. How am I expected to kickflip with the maneuverability of a hogtied tortoise?

The page stared blankly back at me. Its alabaster facade with horizontal lines looked like a cheap, closed venetian blind, blocking out the light of creativity. This deadline had

The hurricane caused untold destruction just outside Nellis Air Force Base in Nevada. Heavy rain driven by gale-force winds combined with the desert sands creating

It was only when he looked back at this moment, that he realised what was so odd about it. Despite all the work he'd done, so much research and so much preparation, this was the

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