He felt a sharp pain in his side as he scurried hurriedly down the ladder. He felt a numbing burning sensation at the core of his body. He knew how she felt

Warning: The following FoldingStory contains adult language and graphic violence, as well as brief nudity, continuous nudity, and nude men who own briefs. Children under the age of

When the beautiful woman ran toward the foul smelling pile, she didn't even notice the man with the knife at the entryway. She was mesmerized by another stench, she was

It was an unlit and tempestuous period between sunset and sunrise, when ey sauntered inside. I was imbibing solitarily and quite ebrious. I gazed into eir optic opening and beheld

"List of Things I Have to Do Today" 1. Scrub the toilet 2. Do my laundry 3. Walk Fido 4. Find out what I have in the refridgerator and make dinner 5. Find the car keys I lost last

Welcome to Planet Xog earthlings. As you can see from our appearance we are very much like you apart from the extra head and the foot sticking out of our ears....pardon???

From a lifetime of stuttering, speaking was never easy for Marvin. The barrel of the revolver pressed to his forehead made3 it even harder. "D-D-Don't shoot! I-I-I'm not

My psychology project was to interview people appearing in viral videos so I sought out the kid who said "I like turtles". This is a transcript of my interview. Me: "Hi Jonathan".

I saw it. Yeah, they said it didn't exist. But it did. I smelled it at first, deep in the Amazon.The rare Obese Purple Toothache. Obviously it smelled like rotting teeth. A dentist

He found this pervert in a chatroom by posing as a 12 year old boy. The guy didn't know he was a cop. But on his way to make the arrest, he looked in the mirror, "Holy shit I am

I was playing PSP. I have an plushie of Tails Doll attached to this shirt. It was because one time i got drunk and my friends trolled me. I was scared that time, but by the time

The wet cold asphalt was the same color as the sky that drooled on my mood. "Cheer Up!" the damn Dr. had said. How can anyone Cheer Up in the Pacific North West. When it wasn't

Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. Just because a horses ass is something quite enormous. Supersalycalidisiousexpealidosous. I know her ass is just as big, butt I adore it

He sat at the keyboard and resolved that his days of zombie stories were over. Love, innocence, and a young girl's coming of age were what he yearned to write about. The title?

He walked behind her deliberately. He was guided perfume in an invisible wake, so smitten he could have done it with his eyes closed. Nobody noticed him, not even her. His lungs

Je t'aime, I thought as I looked in the mirror, noting the bulldozer pulling up behind me.

He rolled up his velvet sleeves and stared into the stage lights. His manager pleaded that it would ruin his health, but he had to do it... Thrash "Misirlou" on a 12-string ukulele

Cursing softly at his luck, Tony tried to disentangle himself from the press of bodies now swarming him. How could he be so careless? The media hunted him relentlessly for his

It turns out that all of the afterlifes were in the same big plaza, and that the only way to be damned to hell is to hop on the train that offers to let you cut ahead in line. Styx

Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and insured them against fire. Then he filed a claim to the insurance company stating that he lost them in a series of small fires. The judge