We are being changed physically from carbon-based being with 2 strands of DNA into crystalline beings with 1,024 strands of DNA

I opened the door to find it there again. If sofa's could smirk, I'm sure this one would've. I set down my purse and the groceries and addressed the empty air: "Aunt Valetta!"

"Jake, I ... I don't know what to say!" her eyes shined as she saw the ring in my hand.

"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?" The response from the audience was a muted, "Yeah, I guess so." "What happened to the head bangers?" wondered the lead singer.

"It's some kind of temporal eddy," Bulemia Tourettes explained. Capt. Janeway shook her head in dismay. Tupok continued, "It is as if memory engrams reset after only a short time."

My wife is in the shower in our hotel room singing Black Sabbath and my heart is filled with

Train on the water, boat on the track. Train on the water, boat on the track. My lady took the train across the Atlantic. I hope it don't sink like the Titanic.

Takeshi Migamoto ran and ran, until he could not run anymore. He collapsed in front of a karaoke bar. Had he lost them? He heard the Yakuza thugs shouting far behind. He entered

The Martians looked upon Earth with despair. Were solar flares and too much humidity the cause of so many earthly contretemps? The Obsidian Galak

The vampire laid down on the silk sheets feeling tired.The idea of getting a coffin crossed his mind and it made him smile.She was trustworthy,but maybe he should make ajustments.

Alain made ink from a cinder. "I implore you, Monique, please rescue your desperate cousin! Mme Crieucq has made me her love slave while squandering my inheritance. I have not a

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There is a 1% chance that I'll make it through the next 5 minutes without eating that entire chocolate bar in my desk. Did I say 1%? I meant none %. No! I will not eat it! I will

When you see a large, unmarked, red button, you probably shouldn't press it until you know more. Tom learned that the hard way, when he found one in the pantry of his new home. He

I slowly unwrapped the package, excited, for this was the first birthday present i had ever gotten. It was given to me by the new girl in school who had sat next to me on the bus.

"Grrr. Woof woof. Bark bark. Yap yap yap. Whine. howl. Scratch scratch scratch. Brzzzt." Hugh found himself sitting in the dark. It was suddenly quiet. Too quiet. He tapped toward

hello. there. was. a boy. and he. was. really. cool. he did not. have a lot. of friends. he was there. to go out. but he didnt like anyone. whatever. so weird.

A severed zombie head lay in the field next to him, moaning "brains' breathlessly to itself. To his right, a fiery jet of magma shot into the air, pooling in a small kitchen sink.

Charles new what was coming next. The pancake flew through the air; it's velocity reaching maximum as it splattered across Meggie's face, destroying her cherub-like demeanor to cre

Her parents bet on her gender before she was born. Her dad, convinced she would be male, determined she should be name Christoph after himself. Knowing he was a sucker