Reluctantly, he answered the phone and hoped his mother would ask him how his life was going. Instead, he listened as she rambled on about

I knew this day would come. Cher

On my thankful-for list, shoes that don't require hands to put on, are #3.

Are you looking forward to moving to London? Is it cold in the winter or is it

It seemed that the owners of the million and one Teriyaki places in the Seattle area had gathered together and cumulatively given up the fight against ignorant American assumptions

The sound of resonating crystal began at 3:33 am. The glass next to my bed, half full of wine vibrated and rang. I noticed, along it's edge a trail of fleeting condensation, as if

"So where are ya headed?", the cab driver asked, peering into his smudged rearview mirror for a quick glance at his passanger. That glance turned into a double take when he noticed

I was having a beautiful walk, when suddenly a wild junkie appeared and tried to stab a needle in my arm..

Hi, I'm fat and addicted to oxycotin. Strange because most drug people are thin. Not me, no amount of self-abuse stops my addiction. Actually, I'm getting hungry just thinking

It was one of the most amazing days she had ever experienced. This job would be a dream come true. She could not wait to share the good news with her best friend. Unfortunately....

Good Morning!

Warning: The following FoldingStory contains adult language and graphic violence, as well as brief nudity, continuous nudity, and nude men who own briefs. Children under the age of

"Take the plunge", read the link in the email. A large arrow pointed at the link enticingly. Little did I know the spiral of events that would unfold should I comply. I clicked it.

The news called it "Death from Above", the tabloids called it "we told you so!", and the fear-mongers called it "we're already dead so let's go crazy and kill each other."

She had taken her son to Disneyland. The photos were developed. She couldn't take her eyes off the one with her son and Princess Jasmine. There was something...oh wait, what

The Charmeleon yawned, his feet dragging as he stumbled out from his rocky den. The sun had already climbed over the mountain's peak by now; the lizard had slept very late indeed.

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Don’t eat the brownies.

[Ominous brass] [Clashing, discordant cymbals]

When you wait for the cable guy, you get bored. When you get bored, you start staring out of windows. When you stare out of windows, you see things you shouldn't see. When you see