Gregarkhov taunted me over the internet. He would post his scandalous remarks on my pages then delete them moments later. His young ladies in trenchcoats gave me knowing looks whe

I had a sneaking suspicion that registering my name and address with the BMV might alert someone to my location so I preferred to remain anonymous. This was potentially

Tired of the noise and commotion of the streets, Batman, Jesus and Harry Brown walked into a burning pub.

Nucleus was standing on the mountain's peak overlooking the valley full of hazel nuts. His mouth flooded with saliva as his imagination rocketed off full of delicious thoughts.

He knew what was going on within having climbed in through the window. It was too late. He folded a paper in Assassins Code, threw it where it needed to be left through the window

All I did was look into his eyes and he knew just what I meant.Too bad he was a product of my imagination cause the man on my bed didn't know me at all.I was done wasting time on

Except for his wrist watch, he was naked in the Bellagio fountains. He was sitting on one of the water canons counting the seconds until the next show. What he didn't realize was

If anyone mentions, or even hints at, BACON in this story, he or she will suffer a terrible curse.

How's that go? Ass in the sand, beer in my hand? Shoot, all's I'm sayin' is all I got is

I’d made a habit of hunching my shoulders and frowning when I saw myself in the mirror, practicing toughness that didn’t come naturally to my smirky, jovial face. The older I

Pink Floyd

Five minutes into the day she had that sinking feeling. She knew she had hired the wrong person. No more Gen Ys she promised herself. She should have seen it coming when

At dusk in Crazy Woman, WY the drunks had gathered behind the Wash-o-Rama. Phil checked his watch then chugged the last of his wine. "Gotta go, guys, I've got better things to do."

I am absolutely, positively, 100%-sure I saw an alien last night. No animal could crouch and feast on a human body like that. Oddly, it smiled at me when I flipped on the

This is a distress call from spaceflight Yi-R-San. We've been hit by something. We need help, we're stuck ! Is anyone there? May-Day! If you're out there: we were hit by a giant

I've been stranded on this island for the past 20 years, but at least I have internet. In spite of that, nobody can rescue me because the island is in the middle of

One day a half crazy WOMAN with man hands logged onto www.shrinkmyhands.com and was perplexed by something she read.

I once wrote a fold that was perfect in every respect. I read it back & my heart stopped at its loveliness. How many points did it score? A big fat zero. True story.

Granted, I don't like broccoli, but Sandy's cheese sauce made the green veggie tolerably. However, once I discovered that the sauce contained

So the large leather-faced woman began to scream and squeal. The elephant had stepped on her hand as she reached