I was lying back in the punt on the Cam at Cambridge going past the backs of the colleges. I couldn't remember the name of the man punting away behind me - it'd come back to me I'm

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

For the 2016 American Presidential election cycle, Cheswick Marbles thought he might have a chance with the slogan "My religion is faker than yours!" But as time went on,

Gone were the days when a man could just grab the nearest concubine.

When i was in the bath lastnight, my cat jumped in and shaged my toenail untill it fell off and started to penetrate my cats starfish looking bumhole

It was a cold and rainy day. Fernandus was just about to go to bed when he heard a strange noise.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

Then she put a deep fried hard boiled egg in front of me and I didn't know what to do.

Bone diddly. Bone diddly boo bop. Bone diddly boo bop a sham bam boo.

Mozart faked his death so that he could do something else.

"Yea, Hi thea. How ya doin?" "I'm fine, Miss. Would you like to make an order?" "Yea, shua. I need some Samun & Baygulls." "Sorry Mam, can you repeat that?" "Samun, you know fish?"

She likes wine; so, do I. She said she’d wear a Halloween costume for wine. I asked what costume. For lots of wine, she said I can choose. I felt a stirring. Birthday suit?

I looked at the ingredients label of my pie. "Ingredients: pie" That was it.

Lotte Mulle meeldib Lotte. ta on särtsakas koeraplika.

It was 4 am. The young donkey brayed loudly to get attention. Farmer Bias grabbed the cattle prod. He'd had enough of Dinka's antics, but when he got to the stall

Darth Alexejewitsch Vader arrived at the Mariyinsky palace in a litter carried by four storm troopers. He nodded to the assembled public. The Force was strong

Ninja spider drinks its victims blood in the dark recesses of our warmest homes. Ninja spider is never caught in the bathtub being sprayed by hot water.

The night before our departure, I could hardly contain my excitement. Leaving for Ireland for a marching band performance was the opportunity of a lifetime, especially for St. Patr

Jerry stammered into a room filled with people dressed in full Halloween costumes. Everyone turned and gazed at him as if he were the odd looking character.

At the same time I was anxious for the party but a little depressed. Although Kyra have invited me to lunch at her mother's place, was not very willing to participate in social