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    He dropped into the backfield. Looking for receivers in the endzone. He pump faked, passed to the open receive. A wail erupted, the QB saw that he'd just thrown a baby
    Finished
    2018-03-19 15:14:09
    Took
    5 years, 347 days, 19 hours, 1 minute, 36 seconds
  • 35
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    Don loved his duck who advised him in all manner of life's ups and downs, and so on the day of his court appearance on charges of insobriety he smuggled in some brewskies and Daffy
    Finished
    2019-03-27 18:10:22
    Took
    5 years, 348 days, 1 hour, 9 minutes, 17 seconds
  • 42
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    The Geomagnetic anomalies make a surgical strike impossible, unleash the
    Finished
    2018-12-14 04:28:00
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    5 years, 350 days, 31 minutes, 34 seconds
  • 34
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    It was the kind of speech that awakens passion you didn't know you had, that makes you say, "The front lines? No biggie." I filled my quiver and charged, one klutzy archer against
    Finished
    2020-04-20 17:07:47
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    5 years, 350 days, 18 hours, 16 minutes, 15 seconds
  • 21
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    Thoughts
    Finished
    2020-03-18 16:22:19
    Took
    5 years, 351 days, 9 hours, 58 minutes, 12 seconds
  • 19
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    It is like this one time our bullfrog told us, "Frogs! 50 of you are going into the pond but only 25 of you are coming back". The other 49 and I froglets looked at each sure that w
    Finished
    2023-09-17 15:59:23
    Took
    5 years, 351 days, 19 hours, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
  • 6
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    My dad always told me love was tricky to find, but he forgot to mention how impossible it was to keep.
    Finished
    2025-06-08 04:00:26
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    5 years, 354 days, 5 hours, 27 minutes, 34 seconds
  • 26
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    We went about our affairs on Earth, confident as rulers of this world while Intellects vast, cool & unsympathetic regarded our planet with envy slowly & surely drawing their plans.
    Finished
    2018-12-14 14:42:59
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    5 years, 354 days, 16 hours, 44 minutes, 58 seconds
  • 37
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    "O my children. Stop your bickering just this once. Make peace with your maker." The voice wasn't really his." He'd passed denial. The asteroid would impact. Others knew, surely.
    Finished
    2019-02-05 20:58:39
    Took
    5 years, 355 days, 20 hours, 16 minutes, 14 seconds
  • 52
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    "What would you do if your son was at home on the bedroom floor, 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? And his daddy's
    Finished
    2019-03-22 17:55:37
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    5 years, 356 days, 18 hours, 51 minutes, 8 seconds
  • 26
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    "Congratulations Ma'am on becoming 120. Can you share the secret of your old age?" "That's easy. Avoid death." "Could you um.. elaborate?" "When he visits the home, I'm not here."
    Finished
    2019-01-18 16:53:25
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    5 years, 357 days, 21 hours, 21 minutes, 57 seconds
  • 39
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    He looked down on his cousin on remote camera and thought "we'll it's your choice. It's just too bad you chose to become a fat bastard I wish you would've chose to become
    Finished
    2019-03-29 17:56:30
    Took
    5 years, 359 days, 12 hours, 17 minutes, 50 seconds
  • 30
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    Thanks to the Motoloungerâ„¢ you never leave the comfort of your own recliner. It tops out at 20 mi/hr & has a mount for golfbag, a beer tap and a pouch for the remote control.
    Finished
    2018-12-06 22:35:40
    Took
    5 years, 360 days, 1 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
  • 42
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    Take a fist and put it through a Zombies chest, grab whatever hot and salty goo is in there and twist. That's how I like to start my morning. Grim. Fetid. Committed.
    Finished
    2019-01-02 00:56:09
    Took
    5 years, 360 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes, 54 seconds
  • 31
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    The manager wanted to take it one higher, and convinced Newt to appear as Mr. Newton McGrinch for the Xmas show. Comedy & Calamity was preprogrammed when Robin Williams heckled
    Finished
    2018-12-02 09:23:46
    Took
    5 years, 361 days, 17 hours, 4 minutes, 21 seconds
  • 34
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    if you dont pull over im going to scream rape out this window
    Finished
    2019-07-20 23:57:37
    Took
    5 years, 361 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes, 40 seconds
  • 36
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    In a hushed and serious tone Jethro asked Pastor Wheeler if he could have his car when the Raptures came. "I figure you ain't gonna need a Porsche and Scratch cayun't catch no 918
    Finished
    2021-05-20 20:12:48
    Took
    5 years, 363 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes, 45 seconds
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    Capt. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Chekov and Lt. Green entered the glade where Pooh and Piglet were trying to restart their bloody chainsaws. Spock held out his tricorder towards them.
    Finished
    2021-12-06 07:18:27
    Took
    5 years, 364 days, 11 hours, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
  • 31
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    Dan stepped into the darkened house. He paused, sensing he wasn't alone. He called out shakily, "Hello?" A long pause, then the lights flicked on. "Surprise! Happy Thanksgivukkah!"
    Finished
    2019-11-27 14:17:34
    Took
    6 years, 20 hours, 27 minutes, 34 seconds
  • 35
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    The finger started moving on it's own accord. Why though? Why now? It dragged me across the room, pulling me out the door and on to the streets of London. It was a rainy afternoon
    Finished
    2020-07-13 22:17:05
    Took
    6 years, 2 days, 4 hours, 5 minutes, 47 seconds
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