God asked Dr.Dolittle to gather all the unlikely creatures in a 2nd ark. If he was going to fool scientists with the evolution yarn, the pushme-pullyu, one-eyed purple people eater

One of the doctors who caught the end of it said that he’d knocked down three of them before the last one hit him in the head with a brick.” “A brick!?” I yelped. The floodgates

Her friends fight back. She does not. Her friends die. She survives.

The soul of James Brown and been transferred into the Pigeon by God. The Godfather of Soul Pigeon landed on top of a

Everybody's got something to fold except for me and my monkey.

She touched the knot behind her ear and rubbed them. They ached from the strain of the week's stresses. After a moment, a tiny door opened beneath her fingers and her eyes glowed

Stan hardly ever ventured out any more. He was stuck inside, mesmerized by his massive

They had battled for control of the trailer park. Residents fled to Texas to escape bloodshed. He was tired. He sent a peace overture in the form of a fermented pork sandwich. This

but she never forgot. how could she? she was being charged with the death of her own mother. but of course no one would believe it wasnt her, he got away before he was even seen.

He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,

What do you call a person who is charming and cold?

It's Friday afternoon and all I am doing is staring at the piles of work on my desk. My thoughts keep turning to this

I wrestled a bear once. It wasn't what you think, a bloody tooth-and-claw academy award winning battle for suvival. Oh, no. Let me explain... I was going camping with my

Jeez, I can't shake the eerie feeling that you already asked me that question about deja vu before

There was a window of time & he used it to buy turtle necks. He washed them in holy water and then sewed packets of garlic salt into the neck seams. He wasn't ready for a werewolf

For many college students, the holiday season is the time to trek home to visit the family, reap loads of gifts and spend time away from that special

Every year hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants make the perilous trek across the U.S.-Mexican border, risking arrest, detention and the threat of abuse as they seek

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His very own War of the Roses started over the thermostat. He'd bump it down a notch, she'd bump it up two. After she (accidentally?) mixed in a red sweater with his whites, he

"I have herpes."