The pianist sat naked at her keyboard and began to play. The crowd which had been scandalized by her nudity only a moment ago fell transfixed only by her fingers. Notes resonated

I'm sitting in the Rose & Crown. It's busy so I've got time to sneak in a fold. Oh no... Josh from work has spotted me & he's coming over. Will I have time to finish or will Josh

The doll had not been in that position when she had left. She new it couldnt just get up and walk around. wondered had her younger sister Leah been in her room while she was out.

The movie was rated PG-45. He was refused entry. Why would adults need parental guidance? Was there a secret kept from adults like sex is from kids? His mom agreed to go with him.

She had two heads. It wasn't a Siamese Twin thing. It was fusion. Walt Disney's head was not frozen, it was attached to her neck. In the back. That was the real brains behind Pixar

Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Sandwich. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given

I wish, oh how I wish that I could obtain

A man walks into a bar.

Drive-thru speaker: Welcome to ShamanZone! How may I take your reading?

Pictures stared back at me from the piano. These people were supposed to mean something to me, but so few of them did. One or two I'd give my life for, but the rest were just

I knew I wasn’t going to get far so I drove two miles down the road and then off into an old factory road that had been abandoned for ten years. There was a bar blocking the way,

A car alarm went off, in the street. "Who's idiot's car is it this time?", thought Matt. "They should come up with a better system. Who really hears these anymore?"

The ground was soft. Soft and warm. He looked down to see what kind of surface he was standing on, and it wasn't the ground at all. The grass between his toes was soft pale fur, th

I saw a hungry zombie come in the streets with a guitar as he was singing a song and playing with his guitar at the same time, killing the humans and consuming them,i was .........

B'chugerroth, Slenderman, and Zalgo all walk into a bar. The barman (me) realizes the potential for comedy here so I decide to write everything down.

Roses are red/Violets are blue

Cameron came running into the kitchen and pulled a big knife from the counter.She locked herself inside the bedroom but still didn't feel safe.She shut the windows and hide in the

this is a typical story of boy meets girl, but this boy is also a girl and this girl is also a boy

There is darkness. There are shrubs. There is a cigarette bud. There is fire.

After we woke the Kraken, it turned out we were kindred spirits. Never quite sociable at any hour, and certainly not just after rousing. The Kraken and I both liked sardines and