"I wanted to be a haiku poet," Elizabeth said, "but never could make the turns work." It was a common complaint.

One day along time ago there was a town where all of the smurf's lived along happily. Then one day a really big, mean green monster attacked. The smurf's were terrorized. They were

The doorbell rang. She rocketed up from seven layers of sleep, confused; No one had this address. "Ma'am, we're digging a ditch across your driveway. If you want out, you'll need

the elven warriors had painted their six-legged Girhinodomes with streaks of gold and purple paint. The beast's mains were translucent showing green blood pumping

Ethan was a skeptic and he wondered why he let Ettinger convince him to be cryopreserved upon his legal death. Maybe he wanted to thwart the cancer, or maybe it was just curiosity

The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les. They changed the name to incorporate something musical. Some kind of group of musical insects or something. Why some ass had to kill one

A dirty blond girl from my high school staggered out behind him pulling down her skirt. Seeing Kevin, she turned around and threw up, clambering for the porcelain which had recent

Welcome to our auxilary and phrasal verb story! Please, write your part below, remember each part must contain at least one correct use of both phrasal and auxilary verbs!

It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any

The governing body that supervises wizards is called the High Council. The Council enforces the rules and makes certain that nobody ever knows what’s going on in the

"Put the shit in the box or I'm gonna carve up your stuff"

His son came to him with a picture of a family, in crayon, holding hands in front of a box house with a smiling yellow sun. His dad hawked a loogey and spat it right on the drawing

Mildred's first expedition to space was fairly uneventful. Until she found out that she was going to be accompanied by several dozen ex-mob-bosses. The void looked welcoming now.

The shot glass was overturned, but leaking a brown liquid onto the table. "Alcohol abuse" thought Leo. He lifted the glass and tongued the remains, then slurped the rest off the

"Why haven't you started potty training them yet?" asked the grandmother, seeming confused and almost a little angry. "Well, they just don't seem ready yet." replied the man.

His belated birthday greeting was as sincere as he could make it, six months late. He'd been meaning to get around to giving her the gift he'd bought a month late, but until she

It's 5 am in the morning and I still haven't gotten any sleep yet. The constant reminder of what dad told me kept me awake. What did he mean by "Your mom is a

A is for Atom.B is for Biology. C is for Chemistry.These ABCs are what the Universe is made of,but R is for rocket. Its landing on a planet & we are the guest here. Are we welcome?

I took my dog for a walk around the park while the boys played football.

There I was, looking down the end of the tunnel, and believe it or not, the light was NOT on. So I turned around and tried to