As I sit on a bench, I can see a man and a woman across the park talking to each other. The woman sits over the man, and it looks like they are talking about their dreams.

Once upon a time there was a princess who had a terrible personality but was very attractive.

My goal is to find a way to resurrect the internet of 20 years go: back before commercialism and social networking and media paranoia. Waybac just doesn't cut it, obviously. When

So one day Krishnamurthi asks Pasternak if they might eventually have one or two of those oranges along with their tea, and maybe some bread. The purple storm mirror

She sat sipping tea, smiling at her guest, knowing full well that the man sitting across from her was a serial killer.

A season of listening fell upon the Earth.

The man strolled down the street, the strangers staring at him. Though as appalling as this man was, he was important to the social structure of the city, you see

Up for auction... lot 31... mason jar full of human teeth. What am I bid?

G R O I D B U T T E N B E R G read the enormous letters he'd spray painted in phosphorescent paint onto the football field. He admired them from the bleachers. A military satelli

All three of us crowded around the Ouija Board. The second, excited, asked "Hey, does using this make us necromancers?" "Nay, 'tis but marked plastic." Noted the fourth.

My name is Ola. I'm 10.

one day lord torettes was just stabbing Russo and stole all his grease to cook his chicken in

Ninja spider drinks its victims blood in the dark recesses of our warmest homes. Ninja spider is never caught in the bathtub being sprayed by hot water.

"The way you make out is the way God will be with you," said the pastor. "If you give a lot of wet kisses and drool than God will probably kill you through drowning."

It was bad timing of Holmes to experiment with designer drug Titters, inducer of laughing fits, just when Lady Boogers came to consult over the vanishing of her husband, Sir Olive.

if a banana ate a monkey, what's the result? i mean, isn't it supposed to be the other way around? but no, i was at the zoo and i saw a banana eating a monkey, and not in that way

I dressed to the nines watching my Ps & Qs when the board lit up from my six. I did a smooth 180 put the eyeballs on the target, a sweet sweet 36-24-36 (Classical numbers), coke bo

"Supreme Being" read the black T-shirt stretched over his belly. He wore thick-rimmed black glasses and gesticulated wildly with a piece of overcooked steak on the end of his fork

"No" means "No" and "Yes" means "No". Any questions? The law states that if you ask questions, you will be imprisoned. Also, failure to ask questions shows lack of participation!

Micheal Feroni stared in awe at the mirror. His face-- ...His eyes were bloodshot and sucken back. His eyelids wide open and his long toothy grin flexed back at him. Micheal grabbe