Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?

"Gentlemen, and lady, I have assembled you to join my FoldingStory strike team." said Det.Manatee to the group. Dr.Moodle, Souperwoman, Jakob and the torso stared at Det.Manatee.

It was a dark and stormy night

I entered the stall and was startled when the toilet raised it's own lid, lit the bowel in an eerie neon light and said "

Boy Curious George Michael

I like the smell of burnt toast in the morning.

Drunk. Scottish. Bitter.

Her parents bet on her gender before she was born. Her dad, convinced she would be male, determined she should be name Christoph after himself. Knowing he was a sucker

Sometimes I hear things. I don't think that's normal.

Bored at a state banquet, George grabbed the rock lobster bedded in shrimp arranged to look like a hammer & sickle and yelled "Food Fight!" lobbing it at Hu. Jintao's bushwacking

"Boop"-"Hey!"-"Boop"-"Quit it!"She waits a moment."Boop",she chirps as she pokes his nose again,then breaks out in laughter.He rolls her over,smiling,kissing her on the nose.

Time's were definitely tough for Danny, the job market screwed him on this one, all he wanted was to work at a cool, relaxing firm at the Lycon and Son's buisness building, but he

My estranged brother showed up at my doorstep with a small urn he claimed was our father and an ill-thought out plan to bury him 'at sea'. "Have you forgotten" I asked, "Why we

The peach fingered man was a kleptomaniac. Soft, fragrant and plump, he could pick a fly's pocket without the fly knowing. The only problem was

I cannot believe I am going into my senior year of college!

Against my better judgement I decided I would try to be civil. When I offered him a drink he sneered at my offered cup of pickle juice. He acted like I had insulted him & his mater

"If you're not crazy, you'll have to look for a job somewhere else," the CEO told me just before I was escorted out of the building. "Hah," I thought, "Joke's on them."

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” said, Robert Reich to Bill Clinton.

They are the Officials Of the Forever Department. They regularly record the rantings from the Ether Dole that

Sad but truth.Nail polish all over her wedding dress.Her motter told her not to leave it hanging there uncovered!Why did she have to retouch her nail so close tothe fucking dress?U