The heart they pulled out of the cooler, was from an Iraqi. A 20 year old who'd been wounded by a drone. The doctor took the heart and placed it in Dick Cheney's chest.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into Joseph Stalin.

My Grandfather motioned with his feeble hand as I approached the bed. I bent down to listen to his last words. "Listen son... Eat... Sleep... Rave... Repeat."

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Dear Diary: Dad's dead, & all I got was his ring. Duncan's dead too - oh, and Gurney too. Mom and I are being chased by giant worms. My eyes are turning blue (cool) but I keep

Borking Bade is a telecommunications show about two high school English teachers who team up to cook coke. They get Judge Isnt Goodatallman to back them up in court when they get

Dave ate a burrito and thought of the good old days.

My next novel is: '49 shades of beige'. Mensaque can write the rude bits. I'll write the descriptions of... trees & stuff, maybe the odd joke. Do they have jokes in erotic fiction?

The soundscapes muzak belied Babs' inner turmoil. She could feel the sweat pool under her breasts as she solemnly regarded her coffee grounds. Hands shaking, Babs picked up her

After a few drinks Mr Ego thought he was the hottest man at the nightclub. Every lady he approached didn't seem interested in his moves so Mr Ego drank more alcohol and thought

Commander A Llama addressed the Ducks of Al-Hazred, Six Million Dollar Clam, the Bionic Wombat & all the other Folding Animals aboard Cattlecar Galactica - "Friends, Folders,

My mother was a prostitute. I was born off the highway somewhere. My mother was just finishing up zipping up her John when she went into labor. This is how my story begins.

"They appear to enjoy roaming at night," Kaku silently mused, the others in the room nodded, picking up on his thoughts. Kaku adjusted the telescope to the waxing gibbous setting

The hairdresser stopped in mid-snip & gasped, staring at the back of my head. She gestured wildly to the stylist in the next booth. "Come here, QUICK! You gotta see this!" she said

The sun was shinning, the birds singing but William was in a foul mood. He stalked his way across the paddock the object of his rage coming closer with each

What is the end game of Evil? Once Good is destroyed what will Evil do? Where does Evil see itself in 5 years? Has Evil considered the Balkans? In what light does Evil shine bright

patababe sat in his room alone no one was home one can only imagine what he was thinking

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

The pepper had a pleasant fruity flavor when Dave first bit into it, but in less than a second, he was almost convinced his mouth was actually on fire. He began to regret his decis

"That's how the cookie crumbles - you step on it," the detective muttered. A Keebler elf's corpse, with a boot print in the torso's stead, was at her feet. What murderous hiker or