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It hit me. As a projectionist, I ruled supreme. I could swap a family film for a snuff film, or treat the audience to an erotic shadow puppet show. How best to flaunt my standing?

"Ten grand? That's chump change, Sister. We'll need at least 30Gs to solve a problem like Maria."

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I guess we all change sometimes. Some for better & some for worse. Here's a story of a rich boy Tony I knew for many years who turned into a stitched up boxer with cauliflower ears

There is a cold place I grew up in. Far to the North this creepy town sits

The door opened and I saw a burly man enter. He wore a gray Tshirt with green letters, "Violence is Not the Answer. Neither are Violins. A Capella for Peace." I smiled. Help had ar

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It is said that death is the fate of all warriors, but is fate ever truly set in stone?

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"I said I'd 'see you real soon,' Walt, & well, here I am," said Annette,cheerfully kicking up sand on heaven's beach. She looked around. "Where's everyone else?" Walt Disney smiled

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