I have an idea!

It makes sense to me. If we have astral plains then aliens have astral plains. There is no guarantee that everyone of their astral plains coincides with any of our astral plains.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into Joseph Stalin.

Jam was heaven. The very gateway into a wonderful world. Jam led me away from my troubles... Was it jam? I do not know. All I knew is that I was here. Happy. Away. From

Jim had a fish. He named it Bob. He was small. He was a goldfish. He got it for his birthday. Which is what he wanted. He was happy. He asked his mom. How she knew

I woke up in a different world. I recognized everyone but it wasn't my house. It was different, everyone acted different, what was happening?

On St. Patrick's Day, I dressed like Lucky's kid and sprouted a red beard. In front of the Aragon Ballroom, there was a cow on parade who stopped to say hello. My red Airwalk

when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..

I'm allergic to walnuts, wheat gluten, cats, poinsettias, postage stamp adhesive, every ingredient in beer except water, Depend® undergarments, dust mite turds, wookie fur,

Christmas shopping ideas for my spouse: undersized green bikini briefs with a red bow around my 'package'? Surprise minivaction to local hotel with wellness pampering for two?

Kaleidoscopic Sniveling Donkey woke up in the sweat lodge with a couple of hangovers and the Sun knocking on his clenched eyes. He sent the lightnings from his anguish to fry them.

It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more powers than you think. This one time, I replaced the drumsticks of a jam band's drummer with two magic wands. During the first set

I bit down on the beernut & felt something crack.It wasn't the beernut. It was one of my molars. But most disturbing was when I examined my broken molar & found a tiny transmitter

“Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedediah craves not these things. You are reckless.” Said the old Amish man. He was real tiny, with no hair and scars on his scalp, but he was t

When the explorers of the sexy naked body discovered the windy back passage it was only a matter of time before a gust of wind would cause the navigation to be blown off course

He wore dreds and multi-colored shirts. He looked carribean but was only from Southern California. He was almost famous as a bass player in a funk band, but that all fell apart

Dear Princess Celestria, today I learned that the most important lesson of all is

"So I was minding me own business down the pub, right, drinkin me pint of Foster's, watching the telly, when all of a sudden this big bloody beast of a man pushes me over and spill

It turns out there really is a Blaine, Missouri, and its not the place "Waiting for Guffman" portrayed it to be. I went there one summer on a pilgrimage, hoping to find some small

Friends... family... countrymen. It is a far greater fold that I feld today than have I ever folded before. With these words