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As I descended into anesthesia, the surgeon asked, "Paper or plastic?" "Paper," I dreamily replied. My rhinoplasty was performed without a hiccup, but I awoke to a paper nose and

Here's the thing, it's not you. It's me. We both know we've been growing apart for a while now. I think maybe we're just better when we're apart. Oh, the money

Bob Barker could smell the ovaries. He activated his Spaydar, and the alarm sounded. "Spayday! Spayday! There's an alley cat downtown trying to have kittens." Bob hopped into his

Steve had learned through experience that New Year's resolutions like losing weight and being faithful to his wife were unreasonable. He lowered the bar this year by resolving to

Your name is Gordan Freeman, you work in a top secret government facility in the middle of the desert. You Your job is to insert yellow crystals into the

Unlike you...I have a job and things going for me. I will never ruin it over dumb ass pill head HOES like yourself

Smurfette was sick and tired of

Acting out in real life a childrens fairytail isn't something I usually do. It was just a bit of fun, honest, but it turned into one of the most scary things I've ever done. It

"Are you SURE this is safe?" she asked. I replied coolly, "Babe, sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong. But this time I'm right." Thus begins the story of a time I was wrong.

His voyeuristic adventure began with remote-controlled minhelicopters with built-in camera but really took off when he sent a minisub through the plumping of the Apartment complex.

By 2250, society stratified into social engineers, consumers, and drones. The drones cleaned toxic sites, kept the robots in order, and were corpsicles for interstellar shipping.

She made her excuses and left me 2 sleeping pills along with gaps around the house and in my heart. Now half broken and half hopeful of new new lover, careful I don't add to the

I'm a prince, I need no last name. I am a princess indeed I came.

"What I want neither you nor anybody else can give me...no body...not even the God." The woman was standing beside the door, starring at the thin air. The alley was empty, smelling

No government should ever be in the business of killing its own citizens. This is doubly so when the government gets to set the rules about which people it is allowed to round up

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I been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin'. My daddy was a folder. My daddy's daddy was a folder too. Shoot, I been foldin' since before foldin' was

Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized computer scan of your hard drive(s) and past year's browser history. In addition to the usual pornography, online shopping, and gaming

This was my fourth time trying to make the jump. I knew I could do it this time, I got a running start and jumped into the air. The first thing that crossed my mind when I realized