"No," Lloyd murmured. "I don't think I'll ever get over you." "Well TRY!" Lisa said. "Here, let me help you."

"I'm saying YES to this dress!" Susan cried, throwing her arms in the air & twirling around. I tried to smile, but honestly, it was the most god-awful wedding dress I'd ever seen.

Nothing wrong with dunking the Todger in a cool dip especially if its very hot

Dave ate a burrito and thought of the good old days.

"Stress can cause sleepwalking, which is exercise, so stress is good for you. Looks like someone just solved health." Anna had a quill-wielding scribe record her every word. Genius

When I finished the horror story I wondered how the narrator could still write as the evil malevolent presence was slowly approaching from behin... (What's that noise?)

Once upon a time in a setting, a bunch of characters were motivated somehow to follow a plot. They each had descriptions and conflict and correlating interrelated dynamics.

He took it personally. He felt personally touched by this coupon for 50% off the buffet at

For starters we're having Sardicado crostini & pepperice stuffed squash blossoms. Then it's spagetofu with chipotleek sauce & for the main course stuffed pumpkingfishallotomatillo

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The city of Hoboken's police surveillance drone program was off to a bad start. A rogue drone blew up Homeless Stan's cardboard residence. Luckily Stan was lunching @ the soup kitc

10. "At-one-ment"

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"A theatrical performance, 7 letters - something something e something t something something" her husband questioned. This is the last one and we can send off for the grand prize o

I had the name for a bit but then it changed all of the sudden when the woman walked through the door.

Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime to fart in an elevator in Texas until he was apprehended by Looneyville's Tough on Tootin' Sheriff Jesse Arpeggio in a sting operation

Joe Fallows lingered in bed, reflecting on his dreams of the past few nights. Just the fact that he was dreaming again after months of drought made him happy. Finally he got up and

"Look, I've got a lot on my plate! Have YOU ever built a teleporter in YOUR backyard?"

Turgid Stoat didn't really enjoy his days off from protecting Wolverina Puckeridge, although of course he made a pretense of it for her sake. He wandered aimlessly through