But in all seriousness, I am an eye person, which kind of sucks because the type of women I attract are usually too shy (or damaged?) to look you in the eye. They're always staring

Marilyn laughed her bubbly laugh, wiping the spillt wine off her dress like it was water. She picked up another cocktail and toasted the new year, her eyes steady and her voice

How do I love Cowboy TV? Let me count the ways:

Somewhere, dawn was breaking. I could hear it. It sounded very much like breaking glass. I'm not a morning person, and I don't respond well to being yanked out of my warm bed by

One day some teachers found an online version of 'consequences', everyone's favourite writing fluency game! One of them started a story for the others to see it, and then...

Nola charged 2 bits per kiss, with all the money going to Charity. Charity was her pimp. The two had met in Bible College, and it wasn't long before Nola was leaning against a pew,

of course we welcome the democratic process that has begun this day in egypt, said mrs clinton, just because we supported the despotic ruler who undermined this process and killed

If it didn’t start once we got out, it was just the excuse I needed to take a walk in the dark with her or to wait around for my drunk dad to show up to give me a jump. That kind

By nightfall, I’d formulated a plan. If I followed a trail through the woods, I could get back home in fifteen minutes. I walked slowly and deliberately trying to make as little

The language exposed his church-going nature and he finished and departed in record time. Not quite light out, but out of time for donuts, Mrs. O went back inside to collect

Mary never liked me. She always thought me off-putting. I never quite understood. While I admit I

God how he hated Tuesdays, if it wasn't the motorcycle gangs, it was the school kids, all clamouring for more

Soft rain, almost like snow flakes brushed her face so gently it was almost a dream, but of course it couldn't be. Just for now she would relished the seductive touch of it.

She hat a law exam test in forty-eight hours, so she grabbed all the Ridlin she could crush up and

She sighed heavily--again. It dropped onto his consciousness like a fly landing on a whale being air-vac'ed. That last fly-weight sigh snapped his strained sanity and his mind expl

Some say she was crazy, but I just thought she was different from everyone else in our school.

He pulled out a joint. It was fat and gnarled like a parsnip. Michelle's eye brows arched in appreciation. Biden smirked, "Got this from Pelosi. She said it's from Castro's own

Michelle toked on the joint like she was in college. They sat in the Lincoln Bedroom, high, shoving cookies in each other's mouths--having fun. Michelle started crying

Пятачок проснулся и побежал к дубу

Uncle Janni began his story thus, "Θυμάμαι το σπίτι μας ταξίδι από την Τροία. Πήραμε την δρόμος με ολίγους, αλλά δεν είχε καμία τρίμηνα για τα διόδια.". We laughed at