The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I

The air of Chormandy filled my nose as I gazed out over the beach. Suddenly, a terrible pain ripped through the my right hand, and shot through my chest like a greasy cheeseburger.

not Booth, as I had expected, but the clerk from the haberdashery. He stared coldly into my eyes, and then left me there to die.

"No, wait, don't leave me here!" I shouted. But my pleas fell deaf to his ears, and he left me there in a pool of my own honey mustard, my prized teddy bear in his dirty hands.

Unbeknownst to Bill, the bear contained a hidden GPS device. I had the bastard now; I could track him back to his lair, and recover the dragon's gold at my leisure.

The bear's cave was long, dark and damp. Bill's outstretched fingers followed along the rough cave walls, guiding him in the darkness. In the distance he thought he heard a noise

, a murmer of soft fuzzy feet. He turned his head and saw the glint of the stiched rainbow. "Ohmygawd! I Have stumbled on the cave of the Care Bears! Soon he would be entrenched in

fluff and knee deep in liquid adorableness. Pulling out his handheld bulldozer he proceeded to delve deeper into the darkness, Care Bears scrambling to escape from his

dark contructivist grasp. He scooped them up, there love and softness and caring, being crushed and consumed by his need to understand, to find the most hidden level of

whatever it was he was looking for. He couldn't remember anymore.