OMG... I just woke up in a room full of naked

OMG... I just woke up in a room full of naked people. That's the third time this week it's happened. Then there was the cheesy fry incident. Clearly the LSD was beginnning to ta

ke hold of my memories. I needed to lay off the drugs and maybe the cheese fries...NO! Cheese fries were like gods tiny omnipotent cheese gods. They ruled my life like the

Pashalik of Janina ruled the Edris. So I would have to build my new diet regime around cheese fries. As for the drugs. That was another big one. I needed to smoke two joints before

.. I smoked two joints. Then, I would generally smoke two more. I've never been a junky, but I do know where to get it. But there's always lots of fun stuff to do, like relax and

Be not afraid, for lo, I will turn this bag of potato chips into a whole snack aisle full of them!" And with a wave of His arm, Potato Chip Jesus turned my apartment into a 7-11.

"Rad!" I said to Potato Chip Jesus. "You're Welcome," PCJ said, heading for the door. "Wait!" I exclaimed. "I love a good bedroom into 7-11 miracle as much as the next guy, but do

you have anything in the Luis the fourteenth style, you know something more...Sun King-ish?

"I'm afraid we're all out Sir... Incredibly fashionable these days y'know, its our top seller." I frowned. How's a Frenchman supposed to go outside without his handlebar mustache?

¨Guess I´ll take the ´Hitler´," I said. Paid and pasted, out into the street i went. Jeez, these folks are worse than Parisians. What dirty looks. Is it the stache, or the MAGA ha