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Every couplet in a different target language

  • Every couplet in a different target language in repeating pattern dependant on target field. EXAMPLE: Target Field=8 Divided by Spa, Fre, Ger, Ita, etc. message X 8 =| new machin

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  • ations were always going off in my head. Ever since I went camping with the math teacher, well, let's just say I haven't been my

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  • old, bad-at-algebra self. No sir, I am on to calculus now. I wanted to express my thanks to my math teacher, Mr. Dinkleberg, by introducing him to my parents. At first sight,

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  • this was a bad idea. Mr Dinkleberg insisted that you could calculate human relationships with equations but it turned into a Geometry lesson when his eyes met those of my mother.

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  • Soon, Mr Dinkleberg's visits had increased exponentially in direct proportion to my disgust at his attempts to trace my mother's gaussian curves. The probability, however, was

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  • sunk deep in the fine print with the cryptic "p~0". Mr. Dinkleberg gave no mind to probabilities, especially with very real flesh to command, at least in his own mind. Existential

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  • problems always seemed to confound those in the afterlife, and Mr. Dinkleberg was no exception. Finally he shouted "p~0 is poo!" in sheer desperation, "not that I'd even remember."

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  • One year later, Mr. Dinkleberg still could not remember more than 2,646 words. How was this measured? No one knows. One can only guess how any such device could exist in Heaven.

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  • However, the heavenly word measuring machine did exist, organising the 2646 words in Mr. Dinkleberg’s memory into an important message for us all, summarised in just 180 characters

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  • : If I told you once, I told you a thousand times -- LOVE me, LOVE each other, STOP being selfish & spending your life collecting stuff, & CLEAN UP after yourselves! Oh & no guns.

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2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Jul 02 2019 @ 23:10

    That God is a righteous chick.

  2. LordVacuity Jul 02 2019 @ 23:15

    I know the germ for this. I was watching World Order's Civilisation video, the live one New York City. The lyrics sounded like they were repeating the same line but in different languages. I assumed it was the same message in each language but it had to be a short one that could be said in the roughly same syllables or phemes.

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