I don't go to the casino to gamble, I go
I don't go to the casino to gamble, I go to drink. In peace. Nowhere else in this fuckhole of a city can you get peace at 3.30am. I drink. And I think. Some of my best thoughts2
are about leaving this fucking city and everyone in it, Carl included. I don't even care if the baby is his or if drinking at 3am in a casino is bad for me, the only thing2
that matters is this warm beer and my pride. So Jim left Carl and became a chimney sweep in Toronto. But little Carl, he started making burgers, he open a shop and called it3
Delux Ultra Burger World Planet 2. Business was great at first, but little Carl flew into a rage whenever people tried to abbreviate the name. Jim the chimneysweep, meanwhile3
ashed the fries. Jim seemed to be covered in soot at all times. Chimney-sweeping wasn't the healthiest profession. "But at least I don't work here," he told little Carl.2
Little Carl was only 5 years old, and Jim was like a father to him. He looked up to Jim for advice. Little Carl dreamed of being a chimney sweeper like Jim. As Carl ate his fries,2
Jim regarded him thoughtfully. "You know, Carl, there are other things you could be beside a chimney sweeper. How about an accountant or a doctor?" Jim tousled Carl's hair roughly.3
His toupee came off and grew golden wings. The toupee then flew out the window and headed south with a whoosh. Carl was bald! His Gene Simmons wig arrived and walked towards him.2
Carl recoiled in fear. The Gene Simmons wig with detachable man bun would swallow him whole. It lifted off the dressing table and hovered ominously like a dark storm cloud.3
A tongue glanced out from the wig and grabbed Carl, rolling him back up into itself, and with a sinister cackle it rose out into the night like a hairy drone. You may be next!3
- 2016-04-30 22:57:05
- 2017-10-12 16:04:50
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Woab Oct 12 2017 @ 16:08
Ooh! Firebolt picked up that Jim was like a father to little Carl without any clues. Nice!
Firebolt391d Oct 14 2017 @ 00:17
Thanks Woab! I really like the way you finished that one off!