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if a banana ate a monkey, what's the result?

  • if a banana ate a monkey, what's the result? i mean, isn't it supposed to be the other way around? but no, i was at the zoo and i saw a banana eating a monkey, and not in that way

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  • that a Frenchman usually eats a banana, all sensual-like. No, this banana was eating this monkey more in the way that a German shepherd eats a ball of peanut butter. The banana

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  • was all out bananas.When the colony of monkeys had been decimated, the banana found friends and moved up into the world.Slipping effortlessly into slapstick situations, the bananas

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  • DIED. They rotted to death. Fortunetly Obama Care covers banana rotting and their loved ones had enough money to

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  • afford a cloning from the blackened peals. "The Banana bunch. The Banana Bunch that's the way they all became the Banana Bunch!". Jeesh, who comes up with these fruity

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  • flavor packs? My friend P questions their commitment to the tune of 8-bit boss music. "Come," he gestures. The aura of invincible convincing settled on the station guard, who

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  • was now longer more of an intellectual rather than a physical pursuit. Sure, it sounded like fun, but when it came down to it, Grandpa was more interested in being comfortable.

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  • Grandpa opened up an antique shop and I helped out. He cleaned out the basement in record time Being a packrat was not good in the Age of Scarcity.

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  • On Saturdays, I got the day off, so I went to the park and hung around mostly doing nothing.

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