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" When in Romania: A Story of Love and Immortality"

  • " When in Romania: A Story of Love and Immortality" Doug rolled his eyes. He was getting sick and tired of all these vampire books. Moreover, that the world was a string of sequals

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  • as if all the talent got flushed down the toilet just proved that to gt anywhere in Hollywood you had to kissing, or related to, an ass. Of course, if you are rich and don't give

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  • a fuk throw your hands up up & then give my ball a suck!" Natalie Portman threw the mic down & doublebirded the crowd. She was now a gangsta rapper and Ice Cube made kid flicks.

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  • And that's when the evil dead finally rose. They gobbled Ice cube and Natalie Portman. They gobbled the Flying Concords, they gobbled the

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  • whole cast of The Celebrity Apprentice. Each of their victims turned into another zombie so it wasn't long before celebrity zombies where terrorizing New York. The Richard Simmons

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  • 'Party off the Pounds' health and fitness center was the last bastion of hope for the remaining survivors of virus X. The zombarazzi staggered along the otherwise empty streets.

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  • The remaining uninfected survivors had a plan & changed the stores marquis to "Zombizamba apokalyptic Samba!" Vigorously dancing the Zombizomba caused roting body parts to fly off

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  • in all directions. The neighbourhood dogs were having a feast. A Pomeranian ran off with a zombies arm and the zombie stopped dancing the Zombizomba to chase after him

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  • but the little Pom was too sneaky. GoGo, the Pomeranian, ran into his doghouse and pulled out an AK 47, and the last box of Twinkies. He started to off the Zombies, only to stop

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  • because the aroma of the Twinkies was so distracting over the stench of rotting zombie flesh. GoGo stopped stopped and ate a Twinkie, only to have a zombie then eat him.

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4 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Dec 04 2012 @ 16:06

    I heard you can't get twinkies anymore. Someone ran hostess into the ground.

  2. Bad. Dec 04 2012 @ 19:47

    I thought it was a joke. These are dark times!

  3. inatick Dec 05 2012 @ 01:41

    Apparently you can still buy Canadian Twinkies.

  4. CrazyBananas Dec 05 2012 @ 10:12

    Wouldn't that be Twinkies, eh?

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