One day in the magical forest of Narnia,

One day in the magical forest of Narnia, I was flying through the forest on the back of a purple elephant while playing checkers with a blue orangutan, while running from the green

smurf. He spent

all his smurf mushrooms on that darn hoe daisey and didnt even get any.

I then realized that I had eaten one to many mushrooms and that I wasnt riding on a purple elephant, but was sitting on my couch watching Animal Planet.

It seemed like the were coming out of the tv and playing with me so i went to my and grabed a shotgun and blow off my dick...no more alcohol for me.

Unless I took the shotgun to the liquor store and got more. My truck turned over on the fifth time. I was doing 90 out of the drive way until I ran out of gas at the mail box.

I was tired of snow globes, having seen five or six pop up that day, so I threw it straight at the cop car that had been staking out my place. "Watch this motherf-" I said, before

launching the smooth sphere of snow-speckled scenes straight at the dark windshield. It bobbled gloriously in the pristine air four sweet seconds before the undercover cop realized

it had his name on it. BAM! Hardly slowed by the windshield, it slammed into his head, smack between widening eyes. Globe & skull shattered in synchrony. Bells rang. Snow fell.