"I ran so far away." He repeats to me quietly.

"I ran so far away." He repeats to me quietly. "But where?" I once again inquire. He chuckles. "There." He points far behind me. "And dear, would you believe how glad I am?" I sigh

ted a glowing cloud hovering above Lake Karachy. "Noone will search for you there. Wear this lead suit its heavy but necessary, & watch out for the mutants." He winked & left me

alone under the glowcloud. His warning echoed in my head as I glanced around. Mutants? Were there really mutants? Maybe Wolverine was

awesomely brooding in a corner around here! Oh Wolverine, I love you! Maybe this mutant place isn't so bad after all, maybe I should just

Wolverine? Wolverine? Wolverine? Logan? Logan? Claw Daddy?" He shot me a menacing glare. "We don't have to "call" him because he can read minds. He's not officiating our wedding."

Dejected, I walked back to my cubicle and gazed forlornly at my stack of Marvel comics. What were they worth, now that Wolverine had refused to officiate our wedding? I sat and

pondered while sipping tea from my Marvel comics mug. Wolverine stared at me in his usual tough-guy manner. Suddenly he spoke, "What do you want?" I leapt out of my desk chair and

kicked the mug down breaking it.I looked at it with a scared face "am i going crazy?" i taught to myself,the mug of course regenerated leaving the tea on the floor.I got angr

Y and the tea mug spoke in perfect Queen's English. "You forgot your Valium didn't you?" Indeed I had! The tea cup forgave me afterwards. Whew! It was time to fold another story.