Grasping her dorsal fin tighter, I spurred

Grasping her dorsal fin tighter, I spurred my dolphin on, leaned ahead, victory within my grasp. There was the finish line, and beyond it, Talula waited, my sweet Talula, who

loved Chalula pepper sauce. Talula loved Chalula. The hypnotic rhyme stole my focus and my racing dolphin took a sharp left. I slammed into the

shore of the Pajeet Beach. If we look closely in the distance, we can see a wild hobo sitting by the corner. This sub-species seems parasitic of the of its umbrella species, and we

in Alaska, on average, did not wear enough warm clothing. A further study would need to be undertaken to determine how this related to the rest of the country. Without funding the

lab will be shut down and we'll all be out on our ass. Got it? Make some data up, pay some people to give testimonials. I don't care. Just do your job for once, please Fred? Parkas

were thrown over the tanks with the "experiments". Fred hastily instructed lab assistants on their testimony, handing each a bundle of cash. The door opened. ♥Oh hellooo inspector♥

He said. The testimony was filmed and the inspector took the footage, running it through a lie detector. Unfortunately, the lie detector did not work properly any more and missed

that the dog did in fact eat his homework. The judge proclaimed little Johnny guilty & sentenced him to 1 month of being grounded without parole, as well as

saying 50 times, "My dog didn't eat my homework." As the words left his lips Bowser dry heaved like a lion in heat before belching out a confetti rain of algebra. Johnny appealed.