Milzy went home and started to play Dragon

Milzy went home and started to play Dragon Age 2............... Two days later, she is still stuck on level one

this was not true for it was her evil twin who stole her game and did not have the ability of awsmness to derfeat the real milz who was too busy organising to send flowers to Soap

up properly, and that's when she noticed the itch. Her evil twin's shoulder blade had a red spot. She scratched off the scab and founded a wireless

transmitter with a tiny "Made in China" sticker. She realized it was a knock-off, a low quality copy of herself. China had infiltrated the West with androids. Only an itchy blotch

of human consciousness motivated her to call the White House and ask for Bob. All androids know that "Bob" is a code name for Ronald Reagan and that Reagan is alive and well. She

felt a twinge of fear, 'cause she wasn't dumb. The androids in the White House would think their holy leader, Reagan, had escaped the Bad Dudes' rescue. She clutched the phone

And then realised she had forgotten the number. Argh! Where was the address book when she needed it most? It must have grown legs and walked somewhere. The nearest 7-eleven sold

address books guaranteed not to walk away as well as an approximation of the eating habits of every slob this side of the Atlantic ocean. Perhaps a solution could be

to average the caloric intake of every person in the address book and replace each poor diet choice with a food involving kale or quinoa. He saved the world, one slob at a time