A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double

A goat-man ordered pizza and wanted double pepperoni with onions. "Can I make a special request for a fedora hat?", he said. The chief cook said he would put the hat on the box.

rang. Billy-Bock the Goat-man answered the door. Finally, the pizza man arrived! But much to his dismay, there appeared to be... mutton, as one of those toppings for the pizza pie.

Billy-Bock angrily looked at the portly Pizza Man and stated, "You glutten, I ordered a pizza with no Mutten!" "Take it back", he said rather sheepishly. Return this

baaaad dyed wooly pie before I make like a samurai & poke you in the eye, Ewe imposter baker of puff rack pies. Stick around &I'll lambast & roast you Pizza Man. Billy-Bock threw

the pie over Pizza Man's head, shoving him out the door of his flat. P.M. tried to balance, & tackled Jenny from next door who began gobbling the pie. Her MMA bf arrived & saw them

on the floor. He was not amused at the promiscuous actions of her girlfriend with the pizza man, and unloaded a Glock pistol from the grocery bag in his hand. "Why Jenny?" he cried

"This is a porno, dude." Jenny sighed as a meaty bass riff echoed throuhout the room. His finger still reached toward the trigger, and the Glock was pointed toward the pizza man.

In impotent rage he threw the gun at a potted plant & barged out. A neighbor invited him over later, "come in the back door." A carload of barely legal babes offered him a ride.

But he said, "I don't take rides from underage toddlers." He then went to the hospital for the pain inflicted by his neighbor. He needed psychological treatment.