"Puss in Boots just sounds wrong, damn it!"

"Puss in Boots just sounds wrong, damn it!"

My cat kept glaring. I was about to lose my temper with trying to cheer up my cat, when I decided to call up the West Mississippi Plastic Pants Task Force and ask if they provided

prompt relief for pets and owners alike. I ordered 2 pairs of plastic pants, string teaser toys & catnip mice. Naturally my cat ignored the toys in favor of the crinkly pants.

After cutting a hole for Fluffy's tail, I helped her put on the plastic pants. She crinkled around happily with her tail high. Then I discovered I enjoyed playing with cat toys.

In fact I enjoyed cat toys so much, I often battled Fluffy the cat and her plastic pants, to see who would be worthy of chasing the red dot. Fluffy often won, since I was a human,

Then she would smile at mr and we both laughed put loud.we went out for tea. She was leash trainef and was mistaken for a dog. Flufgy didn't care at all. Amazing.

All was well until we passed the fish market, whereupon Flufgy promptly threw aside all decorum, lunged onto an ice table and made off with a large swordfish. Her silhouette could

Still be seen burnt into the wall by the lobster tanks by the flash of the mushroom cloud we now call Flufgy, Flufgy the Mushroom Cloud. And her sidekick, Phlume.

The pair have granted us many similar works of modern art, culminating in a dynamic performance at MoMA in 2018. Three died. 8 ended up pregnant. They secured funding for 2019.