The sick doctor experimented by grafting

The sick doctor experimented by grafting together things nature dreamed of. He'd made a mutant that was 1/2 gay rocker and 1/2 mainstreet, he called him Elton John Cougar Mellencam

pialidocious. The Dr. was NOT into that whole brevity thing. But when Elton John Cougar Mellencampialidocious recorded a duet with Julie Andrews the entire United Kingdom

went to sleep, some in their cars. Mass panic ensued in the aftermath of the collisions, fires broke out and everything within 50 sqare miles was declared Condemned.

The Rapture took their souls, but left their bodies behind. These souless had no moral qualms about cutting in line, or jay-walking. This peeved the rest of the unsaved. We decided

special parking places were needed for the souless. "Privileged and VIP" were given places close by. Jay walkers couldn't imagine why he cut into line to grab one of these parking

spots for hell. "Wouldn't you rather park as far away from eternal damnation as possible?" they thought. But he parked right next to the entrance, figuring that

he would be out in no time, since he only bought a 1-day ticket, and it was almost closing time. Great, he thought while entering the gates of Hell, "What am I going to do in only

15 minutes in Hell? He decided to take a ride on the "Inferno rollercoaster". When he sat down in his car there weren't any seat belts. Before he could complain the rollercoaster

shot up 240 feet in the air at 150 miles an hour. He held on to the metal bars for dear life. His butt slipped from the seat and the only thing keeping him on the coaster was his

primal instincts, Uncle Joe's twizzler, and the memory of certain X-Games wipeouts. By the time things settled down, many had gone mad. "Life is grand!" he remarked.