"I've done it. I've finally done it," I whisper,

"I've done it. I've finally done it," I whisper, wiping several beads of sweat from my brow.

I lay there in the adult diaper brimming with pride.

being in an adult diaper made me feel simultaniously mature and youthful!

But the leaking gaps in the adult diaper left a puddle on the settee at my bosses house party. I was outed and the neighbors all laugh insanely while the large golden retriever

Bananas, some people like that kinda thing, obviously the cat didn't, and i lay there in my shallow grave think 'what is this world coming to' and kinda wished that i was actually

Able to jump onto the table and grab a banana. But I couldn't do that without shattering the glassware into 4,733,874 pieces. I did that 3-1/2 years ago and got into big trouble.

So I hatched an elaborate plan to collect the banana without touching it or the table. I constructed a Rube Goldberg machine that started with a catapult and

ended with flames erupting from my kitchen trash can. What happened in between was both my greatest success and darkest failure. I got the banana, though,and it brought me all the

boys. They loved me, for the banana was secretly a mind control device. I was the ruler of the Earth, the Supreme Overlord. Now, I had to conquer the galaxy.