On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a

On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a massive amount of carps started to splash from the water and on to the many fishing boats. They were swimming away in fear of the

their fish-laden ships which were sinking into the ocean - for you see that was the fishes plan all along. After overfishing had nearly wiped them out they were intent on revenge

and after 50 years had bred enough kamikaze Patagonian toothfish (who were tired of being called "Chilean sea bass"). They were sent with the Giant Kraken, also bred by

Vlad, the fishmonger of ill repute who'd settled over by the abandoned nuclear plant. The overgrown toothfish led the fearsome Kraken to the Gates

of the McDonald's playland. "There now, me lovely, get yer sweet candy arse some exercise," said the fishmonger in a rather stereotypical accent. The Kraken entered the ball pit

and sunk beneath the ball-pit waves to attack some happy-meal fueled child. The leviathan rode the fry-guy merry-go-round. The Manager came in with angry parents behind him and

began tickling everyone.. The leviathan and all the kids laghed and laughed and played in harmony in the playground. That's when Ronald McDonald and his posse climbed out of

their elegant yellow, white and red limo with a big joker-smile painted on the front. Ronald McDonald and his posse did not, in fact, wish happiness upon the children and leviathan

whispered into the creatures ear "I have found our salvation. Follow me, and I shall show you the way." He removed the leash, and the two left this world to its inevitable fate.